A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker than justice, judge, or vicar.

Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker

Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over.

For if there is anything to one's praise, it is foolish vanity to be gratified at it, and if it is abuse - why one is always sure to hear of it from one damned good-natured friend or another!

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.