A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.

I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited.

If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.

I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!

Whenever you feel stupid, remember that there are people outside searching for Pokemon.