A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the genuine tinsel underneath.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide nothing can be done.

The values we care about the deepest, and the movements within society that support those values, command our love. When those things that we care about so deeply become endangered, we become enraged. And what a healthy thing that is! Without it, we would never stand up and speak out for what we believe.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.