A column about errors will contain errors.

I've met a few people in my time who were enthusiastic about hard work. And it was just my luck that all of them happened to be men I was working for at the time.

You certainly don't want to become a pen pal of the IRS. That's what having errors on your tax return can do.

I know there are no errors,In the great Eternal plan,And all things work togetherFor the final good of man.

We sort of self-destructed in a couple of innings. We made about five errors, or at least mental errors. The first two innings was how good we are.

Both of the errors hit on the exact same spot on my glove, right on my thumb. We work on that every day in spring training and we get balls hit a lot harder than those two were. The only way I can explain it is that maybe I took my eye off it at the last second, because those plays should be made 100 percent of the time.