A comedy isn’t about being funny...a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after all.

A southwest blow on ye and blister you all o'er!'
'The red plague rid you!'
'Toads, beetles, bats, light on you!'
'As wicked dew as e'er my mother brushed with raven's feather from unwholesome fen drop on you.'
'Strange stuff'
'Thou jesting monkey thou'
'Apes with foreheads villainous low'
'Pied ninny'
'Blind mole...'
-The Caliban Curses

You can't just skip the boring parts."
"Of course I can skip the boring parts."
"How do you know they're boring if you don't read them?"
"I can tell."
"Then you can't say you've read the whole play."
"I think I can live a happy life, Meryl Lee, even if I don't read the boring parts of The Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark."
"Who knows?" she said. "Maybe you can't.

Shall I compare thee to a Shoggoth?

Everyone in this world is a main character of their own movie. Fighting evil and rooting for a happy ending but like in every movie not everyone gets a happy ending.

I'm still number one, so don't forget about that. So I still can have a happy ending.