A comedy isn’t about being funny...a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after all.
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MAIKA MONROE A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be ove...
JENNIFER LOPEZ I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't eve...
CARL REINER I always find it actually funny that the analysis is that the characters I play in comedies are the ...
WILL FERRELL How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful.
EVANS G. VALENS I primarily have had my career in comedy, and that is something that I have never been too concerned...
CHRIS PRATT I wasn't even a big comedy nerd. A lot of the comedians I know - a lot of my friends are comedia...
DEMETRI MARTIN I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting c...
SANDRA BULLOCK God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how ...
GARRISON KEILLOR I learned everything that I know about comedy and about show business and a lot about life from Carl...
DICK VAN DYKE With drama, you know if you're having a true moment, but in comedy, if somebody doesn't laug...
BROOKE NEVIN I'd love to do a comedy. I'm terrified of comedy. I don't think I'm funny, but I gue...
JARED PADALECKI Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, b...
BOB SAGET I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't...
CARL REINER Its really good to know WHO you are... it makes others lies about you comedy!
EULLYS "JEWELZ" HINNANT III That is the problem with comedy in India. Spoofing sells. Come up with original comedy about the hil...
CYRUS BROACHA Life is funny. Life isn't categorized into comedy, drama, action, is it?So I don't know why they try...
JENNIFER ANISTON I think it's harder to go from comedy to drama than from drama to comedy. Seeing you dramatic al...
EVAN PETERS If you can walk away from a comedy thinking it was funny yet also feeling good about the people you ...
GREG GARCIA It's all about the GOP comedy.
JAMIE MASADA To go from working with a group of people in a sketch-comedy show on a small network, where it was a...
KEN MARINO I'll tell you one thing... no doubt about it, my favorite kind of comedy is talking head comedy....
ADAM MCKAY Life is a journey and it's about growing and changing and coming to terms with who and what you ...
KELLY MCGILLIS A friend once asked me what comedy was. That floored me. What is comedy? I don't know. Does anyb...
STAN LAUREL Usually, funny people aren't in charge of comedy. Comedy has become commerce. They're just trying to...
ALI LEROI God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't k...
GARRISON KEILLOR Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it...
BRUCE MCCULLOCH When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it' s always 'a big breakthroug...
CAROL BURNETT When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it' s always "a big breakthroug...
CAROL BURNETT I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn o...
JENNY ECLAIR I value comedy. I value somebody who can be funny.
JAMES L. BROOKS Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.
LARRY HAGMAN It's kind of like a crazy comedy. And funny from the standpoint that there are so many different cha...
PAUL MOORE What's interesting about Laurel and Hardy is that in most comedy teams, there's a straight m...
CHRISTOPHER GUEST I'd like to do a romantic comedy.
AARON ECKHART Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing t...
DALE CARNEGIE I want people to talk about my comedy, about cancer, about body issues, about scars, because cancer,...
TIG NOTARO Life is a comedy when watching and a tragedy when experiencing. I try and share anything I have.
ERIC IDLE Life is a mixing of all kind of things: comedy and tragedy going together.
ALEJANDRO JODOROWSKY Maybe there's a sort of veneer of optimism about U.S. comedy, whereas perhaps in England, we don...
STEPHEN MERCHANT Jon's his own guy, but it's a gig that says a lot about who you are in the comedy community.
STEPHEN COLBERT I always try to keep in mind that while the characters in a farce may find themselves in outrageous ...
RUPERT HOLMES Comedy to me is all about the bumps and bruises and weird tics.
MELISSA MCCARTHY Music and comedy are so linked. The rhythm of comedy is connected to the rhythm of music. They’r...
CONAN O'BRIEN When I'm playing comedy, I never do 'jokes.' Sometimes I'll deliver a line in a way ...
BRUCE MCGILL I love doing comedy. I find comedy quite hard work. Comedy's underrated, I think, by actors, you...
RALPH BROWN A coin is examined, and only after careful deliberation, given to a beggar, whereas a child is flung...
PETER WESSEL ZAPFFE Before we do, I suggest you take a break. If you need to go to the bathroom, this is a good time. If...
PSEUDONYMOUS BOSCH I've always tended to write comedy, but I'd hate to just write some kind of sitcom or a ligh...
DAVID THEWLIS One thing that bugs me in comedy is when somebody does a fake cry, you know, like they fake cry in a...
SAM ROCKWELL The big challenge for me is that my nature is more towards comedy, so I understand when a comedy thi...
BEN EDLUND I was supposed to write a romantic comedy, but my characters broke up.
ANN BRASHARES I'd consider myself a flailing comedy writer.
BENJAMIN WALKER At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, ma...
JEN KIRKMAN My background is in musical comedy. I didn't know I was going to be an actor. But all my points ...
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN I would love to do comedy. I think I'm funny and that comedy is my strong suit, at least in real...
EVAN PETERS Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!
JEFF KINNEY I try to play serious scenes a little funny and the comedy a little serious.
UZO ADUBA When I was studying comedy in Chicago, it wasn't long after 9/11. There were a lot Middle Easter...
KUMAIL NANJIANI Women comedy is different than men comedy. Guy comedy is very aggressive, it's about insulting e...
PAUL FEIG The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.
MAE WEST There are no ugly women, only lazy ones
HELENA RUBINSTEIN Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at the same time she mana...
LESLIE MCINTYRE Personally, I think if a women hasn't met the right man by the time she's 24, she may be lucky
DEBORAH KERR Outward beauty is not enough; to be attractive a woman must use words, wit, playfulness, sweet-talk,...
PETRONIUS If a woman is sufficiently ambitious, determined and gifted - there is practically nothing she can't...
HELEN LAWRENSON Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn...
CLARE BOOTHE LUCE The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could g...
BETTY GRABLE Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
JOSEPH CONRAD There is in every true woman's heart, a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant in the broad dayl...
WASHINGTON IRVING I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the fi...
GILDA RADNER [He considers me] just a uterus with legs.
MARY BETH WHITEHEAD They didn't have very far to fall--I knew just being a girl in the world handicapped your ability to...
EMMA CLINE Life is a re-discovery.
BRIAN BLESSED If you think that life is a celebration full of party poppers and merry go rounds it's not it's a ga...
GARY F EVANS... Life Is a Misconception.
DEYTH BANGER Life is a desire!
DEYTH BANGER To trust someone you must firstly remember that it is a two way street that will go all the way if y...
GARY F EVANS... It is a lie.
ARTHUR MILLER Horror is like comedy. Woody Allen's comedy is going to be very different from Ben Stiller's...
ELI ROTH We were trying to make a movie that was funny, but also trying to be smart about being funny. We jus...
ANDY BADER It's a very funny play. The music is just tremendous; it's a comedy with opera mixed in.
BRYAN ADAMS After doing comedy for a while and knowing how hard it is to do physical comedy right, I learned how...
CARLY CRAIG When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy atta...
SAM KINISON One book that I read called “Comedy Writing Secrets” by Helitzer made a great point. He said tha...
DAVID DEANGELO I'd like to do a comedy with Emma Thompson. I admire her as an actress so much. I love her. And ...
GENE WILDER Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach.
IVANKA TRUMP When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of c...
SUSAN SARANDON I'd never made a teen comedy in my life.
HARVEY WEINSTEIN Eventually I came across another passage. This is what it said:
I am not commanding you, but I ...
NICHOLAS SPARKS To kill a mockingbird. If you haven't read it, I think you should because it is very interesting.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me.
NICHOLAS SPARKS As these images were going through my head, my breathing suddenly went still. I looked at Jamie, the...
NICHOLAS SPARKS You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk on...
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ERIC SCHMIDT Pete Rose is the most likable arrogant person I've ever met.
MIKE SCHMIDT You don't see much hazing. Most people are smart, educated individuals who don't want to subject the...
KYLE SCHMIDT We're celebrating our seventh birthday...We had a pretty strong year, ... And we've sort of been str...
ERIC SCHMIDT I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?"
ROD SCHMIDT I burned what end of the candle I had to burn,
JOE SCHMIDT taking into consideration the area of the Big Creek Marsh basin, the number of days the pumps were i...
KEN SCHMIDT If I ever had to emigrate, I would probably go to America.
HELMUT SCHMIDT It is strictly limited and it should not turn into an unlimited mission.
CHRISTIAN SCHMIDT It is as well correct to state that 'against the background ofthe policy of peaceful reunification ...
HELMUT SCHMIDT He pulled the trigger, as far as I am concerned. It was caused by that pervert.
KEN SCHMIDT This is 'St. Louis Tickle' I'm playing. This is a loud old banjo. They don't make them like this any...
GEORGE SCHMIDT It's a reality. This team runs the ball very well, and they have the right personnel for the system ...
BRENNAN SCHMIDT I was very pleased to be involved in making that happen.
BOB SCHMIDT 'Safe' is a very bad word in the stock market. There is no such thing as safe. 'Smart' is a good wor...
BOB SCHMIDT Then we grew and bought the building in front and remodeled it.
BOB SCHMIDT It is important for directors to do a good job in communicating with staff members and empower them ...
GERHARD SCHMIDT Her hormones slipped into their sexy underwear with a grin.
JENNIFER SCHMIDT We've been down that much in the past, but not this year. But I told the guys, it's a full game and ...
CURT SCHMIDT John Kerry has made up a false measurement to support his ongoing efforts to talk down the economy, ...
STEVE SCHMIDT John Kerry has received an F grade from both the [National Rifle Association] and the Gun Owners Ass...
STEVE SCHMIDT John Kerry has made up a false measurement to support his ongoing efforts to talk down the economy. ...
STEVE SCHMIDT John Kerry is right to say that this moment is a moment of truth, but that truth must include John K...
STEVE SCHMIDT Apparently disregarding his own advice that Democrats make a 'mistake' in 'looking to' the South, Jo...
STEVE SCHMIDT Last month, John Kerry was pushing for the extension of unemployment benefits. Today he had the chan...
STEVE SCHMIDT They are so enthusiastic about it. It's amazing how they work together.
ZENY SCHMIDT