A day after I got my eye cut out, Gus showed up at the hospital. I was blind and heart-broken and didn't want to do anything and Gus burst into my room and shouted, 'I have wonderful news!' and I was like, 'I don't really want to hear wonderful news right now,' and Gus said, 'This is wonderful news you want to hear,' and I asked him, 'Fine, what is it?' and he said, 'You are going to live a good long life filled with great and terrible moments you cannot even imagine yet!
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Related I was blind and heart broken and didn't want to do anything and Gus burst into my room and shouted, ... JOHN GREEN Augustus Waters was the Mayor of the Secret City of Cancervania, and he is not replaceable", Isaac b... JOHN GREEN I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES I have kept a diary, WITHNAIL AND I So how’s it going?” “Okay. Glad to be home, I guess. Gus told me you were in the ICU?”<... JOHN GREEN I’m a lot better now,” I said. “I’m going to Amsterdam tomorrow with Gus.” “I know. I’... JOHN GREEN How are the eyes?' 'Oh, excellent,' he said. 'I mean, they're not in my head is the only proble... JOHN GREEN News, news, news, my gossiping friends,
I have wonderful news to tell,
A lady by me her compli... LORD LYTTON (EDWARD ROBERT BULWER LYTTON) ("OWEN MEREDITH") I love you present tense,” I whispered, and then put my hand on the middle of his chest and said, ... JOHN GREEN Gus really loved you, you know,” he said. “I know.” “He wouldn’t shut up about it.” “I... JOHN GREEN I just get to go to work with such great actors who are so talented, especially Elizabeth (Perkins).... MARY-LOUISE PARKER Augustus Waters was the great star-crossed love of my life. Ours was an epic love story, and I won't... JOHN GREEN My dad was a pretty poor guy, he didn't have a whole lot of money. He always wanted something for my... JOHN AUBREY Daisy stared worriedly into his shadowed face. “What if you change your mind about me? What if you... LISA KLEYPAS The Brady Bunch: The Complete Fourth Season AND CITY Everybody wonders what happens after you die[Carrie] I'm too busy wondering who's dinging my car in... AND CITY Desperate Housewives. AND CITY I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it. AND CITY A stud is born! [Stanford] AND CITY Courtney (Showing Carrie her book cover): Let me talk you through it. Blurred background, aah, fast-... AND CITY It's such a tribute to my show. My show is so good. I feel so blessed to play such a strong characte... AND CITY You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suctio... AND CITY I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties. [Samanth... AND CITY Sometimes we need to stop analyzing the past, stop planning the future, stop figuring out precisely ... AND CITY Honey, I've decided we're going to Louisiana. JILL AND We'll have to find new accommodation tonight, JILL AND None of these places, of course, are charging any rent, JILL AND Once we'd balled up our burrito wrappers and tossed them into the trash, Jake and I walked several b... MEG DONOHUE Someone called me and said, ?Did you hear the news? You're in.' I thought he was joking. I started s... ANTOINE HOOD I’ve got good news and bad news for you, Ryan. The bad news is that you’re the only one in the w... DEREK LANDY I had a day off, and I was walking down the street one day, and this Mercedes pulls up alongside me,... KENNY BAKER Edgar asked me, 'Do you know anything about John Lennon,' ... I said, 'I know everything about John ... DON SCARDINO ..."But what I like doing best is Nothing." "How do you do Nothing?" asked Pooh, after he had wonder... A.A. MILNE FE + C is steel. U + I is love. JOAN COLLEEN R. KATIPUNAN There is no fear in the word LOVE! For LOVE does not know fear... PHILIP T. M. I was so proud of Rodney Carney today. It would be so easy for Rodney to play for himself right now.... JOHN CALIPARI I went back to the hotel and spent some time with my wife and grabbed some lunch, came back for the ... CRAIG KRENZEL I was so happy to hear from him, ... In the situation that I was in, any bit of good news brightens ... KOREN ROBINSON We're going to be buried out here. I like the idea because I may just want to get up some day and st... HARRY S TRUMAN If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was bor... J. D. SALINGER If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was bor... J.D. SALINGER I laid myself fucking bare last night! I put it all out there, and you shut me down. Rightfully so. ... JENNY HAN I want more numbers that I'm likely to get, and God, I want more numbers for Augustus Waters than he... JOHN GREEN Good news and bad news. You are going to live, is the good news. It's going to be a horrible life if... JUSTIN CARROLL I'm asking God to bless you with something that unsettles you, disturbs you, and upsets you. CRAIG GROESCHEL I suppose I'm in that very small group of people who are not waiting for their own story to unfold. ... CAROL RIFKA BRUNT First, my doctor told me the good news. He said I was going to have a disease named after me. STEVE MARTIN After some time, with my eyes closed, I began to enjoy this wonderful play of colors and forms, whic... ALBERT HOFMANN I'm coming into places with some people who just want to hear what I did before, with some peopl... BETH ORTON To stand on the brink of what is coming, feeling eager, optimistic anticipation—with no feeli... ASK AND IT IS GIVEN Can you hear my heart? I want to ask him. I want you to make a list of all you... TAHEREH MAFI He thinks great folly, child,' said Aslan. "This world is bursting with life for these few days beca... C.S. LEWIS I really want to hear him say how he's going to energize Sears. I want to hear what he's going to do... STEVE KERNKRAUT Break my heart? Is that what you just said? I have news for you; you didn't break my heart. My heart... TIFFANIE DEBARTOLO I said, 'Josh, the good news is we're going to do your movie. The bad news is you're going first, su... BRUCE CAMPBELL Doran stood on the dais, fists clenched. "All right," he said. "Let's do it, come on. Charge me up."... DEREK LANDY Success is a terrible thing and a wonderful thing. If you can enjoy it, it's wonderful. If it st... GENE WILDER I still stand by what I said. Do you want me to lie about it?' he asks. 'No, I want you to reth... SUZANNE COLLINS I like to watch the news, because I don't like people very much and when you watch the news ... if y... FRANK ZAPPA We are nothing alike, but exactly the same. KAYLA RAE You broke my heart. You broke my. You broke. You. And me. ALI LAND Gus leaned back in his chair, appearing satisfied. "Good," he said. "Cause Maggie's all the nig... JESSICA SHIRVINGTON Kiera Michelle Allen, my life was empty before you stepped into it. I thought I had everything I nee... S.C. STEPHENS John [the father] kept saying, "You have a penis. That means you’re a boy." One day, Shannon notic... ANDREW SOLOMON You want a piece of all this fabulousness?" He gestured to himself. "Well, my best friend com... CASSANDRA CLARE What I want from you,” he said, and Finley braced herself, “is your trust. Irrevocable and unsha... KADY CROSS There was a disturbance in my heart, a voice that spoke there and said, I want, I want, I want! It h... SAUL BELLOW I want to wake up with you beside me in the mornings. I want to spend my evenings looking at you acr... NICHOLAS SPARKS I am asking you to marry me because I love you,” he said, “because I cannot imagine living my li... JULIA QUINN This is mad,” said Ron. “We’re the only ones left who haven’t got anyone — well, except Ne... J.K. ROWLING After my father had seen me in five or six things, he said, Son, your mother and I really enjoyed yo... DERMOT MULRONEY It's the most wonderful and terrible thing that can ever happen to you," she said simply. "You know ... KIERA CASS He told me, 'I want you to be good to my boys,' ... And I said, 'I'm going to find the truth and wri... DAVID MARANISS Also I don't, um, eat meat?" "No problem. We'll vegetarianize some," she said. "Animals are just too... JOHN GREEN Do you think I'm wonderful? she asked him one day as they leaned against the trunk of a petrified ma... JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER I lived a really wonderful life with this man and even after our divorce, it was incredible. PRISCILLA PRESLEY I've got a great life. I'm in love, I have a happy, wonderful, beautiful time with my marria... JON ANDERSON I don't like this," he said. I don't like knowing you can't forgive me, Claire. Please, I said I was... RACHEL CAINE I do know something about the news world. I was sitting on the floors of newsrooms since I was seven... GEORGE CLOONEY The first report that I got was a broken pelvis and massive head trauma. I was like, 'No knee injury... THOMAS VONN Between earth and heaven, this woman must be the most evil and the most hated person ever, yet betwe... FENG NONG I still stand by what I said. Do you want me to lie about it?” he asks. “No, I want you to rethi... SUZANNE COLLINS Cam was sitting on the bed, still clothed. His head was lowered, hands braced on his knees in the po... LISA KLEYPAS Your parents are dead, you are not fine, and nothing is going to be okay. This is not news to you. B... NORA SAKAVIC So, tomorrow, I'm leaving. And I'm not going to let that happen again with anyone else. I'm going to... STEPHEN CHBOSKY You're my sister," he said finally. "My sister, my blood, my family. I should want to protect you" -... CASSANDRA CLARE I didn't want to be pressured. Everybody wanted to hear the news. They were tired of waiting. But yo... ANTHONY DIXON I had a wonderful childhood, coming from Cincinnati, and I think that it was great going into the li... SUZANNE FARRELL I got off stage and this guy walked up to me. He's like this ball of energy. His name was Lawrence M... JASON ALDEAN My name is Hazel. Augustus Waters was the great star-crossed love of my life. Ours was an epic love ... JOHN GREEN My name is Hazel. Augustus Waters was the great sat-crossed love of my life. Ours was an epic love s... JOHN GREEN I went to my dad when I was 17 and said, 'I want to be a country music star.' Which every da... ERIC CHURCH I thought I was going to die right there on the spot. I've never heard anything so terrible in my wh... FANNIE FLAGG It was wonderful and eye opening. This experience opened my eyes to how fortunate we are in this cou... LISA WEBBER I saw him in Houston, and I want to tell you this is the best show he's done. ... He has some wonder... LAZARO MEGRET 38. “A wet bird never flies at night.” (My grandfather said that to me when I was a child and wa... JAMES C. DOBSON Ironic, isn’t it?” Shawn said. “It’s not ironic at all,” Gus said. “Dude, it�... WILLIAM RABKIN Want LESS! Need LESS! Live MORE! TANYA MASSE He's honestly the best person I think I know. As an NBA player and someone that's lasted that long, ... BRUCE MURRAY American boys should not be seen dying on the nightly news. Wars should be over in three days or les... EVAN THOMAS
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