A diplomat is one that says something that is equally misunderstood by both sides, and never clear to either.
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DEYTH BANGER This is a situation that both sides would be satisfied with.
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DEYTH BANGER Life is a desire!
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DON BATES Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play.
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HOPE MIRRLEES The problem with data is that it says a lot, but it also says nothing. 'Big data' is terrifi...
SENDHIL MULLAINATHAN Her complexity is a glorious fire that consumes, while her simplicity goes unapproachable. But if on...
ANTHONY LICCIONE Our life is a series of moments. Let them all go. Moments. All gathering towards this one.
NOW IS GOOD Both sides have, therefore, something to rejoice about as, indeed, something to mourn about,
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