A dog and a beer.

Our steak and martinis is draft beer with weenies.

When all else fails, there is music. When that fails you, there is beer.

Stuttering is painful. In Sunday school, I'd try to read my lessons, and the children behind me were falling on the floor with laughter.

The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will loose.

Speech is a very important aspect of being human. A whisper doesn't cut it.