A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.

Give It to Me Baby.

until you have a baby, you don't even realize how much you were missing one

The smile that flickers on a baby’s lips when he sleeps- does anyone know where it was born? Yes, there is a rumor that a young pale beam of a crescent moon touched the edge of a vanishing autumn cloud, and there the smile was first born in the dream of a dew-washed morning.

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.