Carl Reiner
Related CARL REINER Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we do... RYAN HANSEN DEYTH BANGER MICHAEL MOORE When you don't have a laugh track, you can make the clothes funny. We can make a sign funny. We ... MITCHELL HURWITZ JULIA ROBERTS You can't be funny if you don't have good material. MATT LEBLANC ANTHONY T. HINCKS I don't think you can teach people how to be funny. You can make suggestions about how to speak ... GEORGE CUKOR Experience is a funny thing. You don't always have it when you need it. PATRICK CHAN I know I'm good enough. I don't need to show it to you. Either you know who I am, or you don... ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC DEYTH BANGER BEN STILLER It's funny when people ask an actor what they want to play next, because you don't get to de... DYLAN WALSH BARRY BONDS AL FRANKEN When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that... BILL PARCELLS If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all. And if you do have to say it, m... SABRINA CARPENTER SAMANTHA FOX JACKIE GLEASON I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of informatio... SAMANTHA BEE CHARLES BUKOWSKI You don't know what unconditional love is. You may say you do, but if you don't have a child... REGINA KING When you're a guest star on a movie or a TV show, I always say it's like being invited to a ... ATO ESSANDOH I don't know what leadership is. You can't touch it. You can't feel it. It's not tan... BOB EHRLICH BO JACKSON ERNST FISCHER FANNY BRICE One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do things that are fun... GLENN HOWERTON You can't delete racism. It's like a cigarette. You can't stop smoking if you don't ... MARIO BALOTELLI DANICA PATRICK LADY GAGA ANDY WARHOL ETHAN HAWKE It's funny to be discovered by a lot of people who didn't know you before. People always use... TERRY O'QUINN You know, I don't watch television! Sorry! I actually don't even have a television. I don... BROOKE SMITH My favorite role is mommy. I know that sounds cheesy to people who don't have kids, or there are... VANESSA LACHEY Hat-making is laborious and time-consuming. It's a very tactile medium, and you can develop the ... PHILIP TREACY It's a bad day when you don't get the work done that you need to get done or you don't g... DAVID FINCHER I don't have this weird, natural funny bone that constantly comes out. It's not like my ever... RACHAEL HARRIS STERLING K. BROWN DEYTH BANGER DON LEMON I think what was frustrating to see a lot of good people go. You don't picture it, you don't... LATOYA LONDON Don't write anything you can phone. Don't phone anything you can talk. Don't talk anythi... EARL LONG C. JOYBELL C. You can't learn if you don't try. DAVID GREEN JOHN SCALZI Charm is an intangible. Chutzpah, charm, charisma, that kind of thing, you can't buy it. You eit... COLM FEORE KRISTIN CAVALLARI ISRAELMORE AYIVOR Don't you find that the more you know, the more you don't know and can't ever learn beca... LARRY HAGMAN MAHENDRA SINGH DHONI MIKE PENCE You know, it's funny... when you're making money, people don't think you're playing ... PETE FOUNTAIN STEVE CARELL In life, you have to take the pace that love goes. You don't force it. You just don't force ... JUAN PABLO GALAVIS When you're young, you don't know what you don't know, so it's easier to get into th... GREG RUSEDSKI I realised that if you get yourself labeled as the funny one, people don't look any further. I&#... CATHERINE TATE Don't make being a girl or a victim part of your stand-up act. If you encounter sexism in the bu... JEN KIRKMAN CAROL BURNETT And I don't have any specific steps to take because I don't start the same way every time. B... BRUCE NAUMAN I feel like every role you take, there's a part of you that obviously feels like you can do it. ... MILA KUNIS CASEY STENGEL BO BURNHAM I want to live in my truth. Tell me you don't like me, and I know it. But when you don't tel... LEE DANIELS I've learned that you don't need a lot in life. If it can't fit into a suitcase, you don... JOYCE DIDONATO ELVIS PRESLEY I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. DANE COOK ALAN ALDA ANDERSON COOPER Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids ... BILLY BOB THORNTON ESTHER WILLIAMS I think to this day, 'Superman/Wonder Woman' is probably one of the trickiest things I'v... CHARLES SOULE ASHTON KUTCHER You can't change nothing unless you want to change it, and then if you don't like whatever s... BLAC CHYNA You don't have to be a rock star - if you don't like the situation you're in, you don... MACY GRAY I don't play golf or tennis, I don't ski, I don't snowboard. If you love what you do, yo... FRANKIE VALLI DONALD MILLER GEORGE BURNS DONALD JOHANSON WAVY GRAVY KEIRA KNIGHTLEY RASHIDA JONES NANCY REAGAN It's good to have a manager who shares your interests, or goals. You can presumably trust a husb... DOROTHY STRATTEN MARY J. BLIGE I don't think that talking to anybody can help you - a writer or a nonwriter. So what do I do in... JANE HAMILTON When you make a movie, you don't know how it'll turn out. You can only guess. DAVID MACKENZIE MICHELLE DOCKERY TYLER PERRY KARL PILKINGTON PADMA LAKSHMI People don't realize it's not just about being funny, and they don't know how perceptive... ERIK GRIFFIN SOPHIA AMORUSO KOBE BRYANT DANNY DEVITO MIKE YACONELLI You don't get money unless you have a lot of talent, which I don't have, or you work hard, w... B. WAYNE HUGHES ADAM CAROLLA
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ROB REINER Perhaps grief is not about empty, but full. The full breath of life that includes death. The complet... ALYSIA REINER God, I love daydreaming out plane windows. ALYSIA REINER The most important thing is that you be a good person and you live by the golden rule of do unto oth... ROB REINER Watch out for emergencies. They are your big chance. FRITZ REINER The marketing costs are insane now. So even if you've got a picture like 'Flipped' which... ROB REINER There's not one film that I've ever made that could get made today by a studio, not one - ev... ROB REINER From the moment my dad died, from the moment I found out there was the possibility of his dying, the... ALYSIA REINER I'm currently shooting 'Ava's Possessions,' which is a really fun movie about a woma... ALYSIA REINER Women, the way I see it, are very evolved people. They're more mature, they're more aware of... ROB REINER People can be ignorant and still have loving, human qualities. 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HENRY REINER This is like no pressure. It's so relaxed, and everyone is, like they say, hanging loose. I mean Can... ROB REINER The problem we have right now in Washington is we don't have the face of a leader. ROB REINER Something is wrong here, and it's more than easy access to guns or violence on TV. It's about lack o... ROB REINER [Jack] Nicholson is an actor and loves to act. ROB REINER We made the joke when we screened 'Bucket List' that there was 100% desire to see amongst ou... ROB REINER I know how sobering and exhausting parenthood is. But the reality is that our children's future ... ROB REINER The first time I ever met Stephen King, he came up to me, and we went to shake hands, and he had, li... ROB REINER When I read 'Stand By Me,' it was like, 'This is a look back at the same time period whe... ROB REINER I remember once, years ago, I met Sting, and he told me that he had seen 'Spinal Tap' 50 tim... 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A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funn... 
When you think you are ready you are not ready.
You can't debate satire. Either you get it or you don't. 
It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't li... 
If you don't think it.
We are chained, but you just don't realise it... 
I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you... 
It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't. 
You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln... 
You can't be taught to be brainy. You've either got it or you don't. 
If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don't know you hav... 
- I tak nieźle sobie pożyłem.
I am a firm believer in if you can't get it the old fashioned way, you don't need it. 
If you can't pay for a thing, don't buy it. If you can't get paid for it, don't sell... 
Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious w... 
When you are not missing something, longing for something, you don't really think about it that ... 
I don't like L.A. It's just not fun. I don't know why, but I just don't get it. You ... 
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you t... 
We live in a funny time. If you don't go corporate, you can't compete. You're relegated ... 
You can't really fake chemistry: either you have it or you don't, and you can't have a r... 
If I have my opinion about something, you have your opinion about something, we don't have to fi... 
I never say "If I were her, this is how I would have acted, this is what I would have done, etc. etc... 
What we don't know can't hurt us. 
Never say never, but I don't think I'll ever get Botox because we don't know the long-te... 
Leave complains behind; Stop worrying and murmuring about the difficulty of something that you have ... 
If you don't really have a dream, you can't really push yourself; you don't really know ... 
I don't believe Rush Limbaugh has a racist bone in his body. 
You never saw Peter Sellers the actor trying to make you laugh. All he was doing was the character. ... 
Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to te... 
You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, an... 
I think it would collapse my heart if I was super famous. I don't have the nerve for it, I'm... 
Rhythm is something you either have or don't have, but when you have it, you have it all over. 
You can watch actors create their illusions, but if you don't see where they get the pigeons fro... 
I think you have to be yourself, and you have to be real and you have to admit what you don't kn... 
I think it's so funny when people think they can't control a movie star. They can. We're... 
I don't think I'm a funny person in general. I have had to learn comedy. 
If you have a beautiful story, it has to have conflict. If you don't have conflict, it can't... 
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. 
Lucy brought with her an image of our human ancestors that you don't get when you find a jaw or ... 
Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny ... 
I don't think that you can fake warmth. You can fake lust, jealousy, anger; those are all quite ... 
I'm friends with a lot of my exes, but it took time. We didn't just get into it. I don't... 
When people say, 'You have Alzheimer's,' you have no idea what Alzheimer's is. You k... 
Don't give up, be positive and if you know someone who knows someone at a record company don'... 
I don't mind wearing a corset, it informs your posture, changes the way you move, you can't ... 
Did you know you can't say 'Jesus' in a sitcom? They told me that, and I was like, You g... 
I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you? 
I like me better naked. I don't mean that in a vain way... When you put clothes on, you immediat... 
A lot of people in my generation don't seem to get that you have to work your way up. I don'... 
I can't relate to lazy people. We don't speak the same language. I don't understand you.... 
I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I&... 
Boldness isn't something you're born with; you either choose it or you don't. 
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If... 
Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to laugh. 
The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh. 
There is a wide, yawning black infinity. In every direction, the extension is endless; the sensation... 
But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniu... 
Strange things blow in through my window on the wings of the night wind and I don't worry about ... 
A baby is God's opinion that life should go on. 
Shrinking away from death is something unhealthy and abnormal which robs the second half of life of ... 
Everyone knows nowadays that people 'have complexes'. What is not so well known, though far ... 
I have treated many hundreds of patients. Among those in the second half of life - that is to say, o... 
The lowest form of popular culture - lack of information, misinformation, disinformation and a conte... 
There is an eagle in me that wants to soar, and there is a hippopotamus in me that wants to wallow i... 
The Senator from Wisconsin cannot frighten me by exclaiming, My country, right or wrong. In one sens... 
Consider: if you incorporate those tropical countries with the Republic of the United States, you w... 
Our country, right or wrong. When right, to be kept right; when wrong, to be put right. 
I'm very serious about becoming a dramatic actor. I don't want to play cameo parts walking o... 
It is the tension between creativity and skepticism that has produced the stunning and unexpected fi... 
Nothing wilts faster than laurels that have been rested upon. 
I was lucky enough to have the talent to play baseball. That's how I treated my career. I didn&#... 
You don't always make an out. Sometimes the pitcher gets you out. 
And if I have my choice between a pennant and a triple crown, I'll take the pennant every time.