A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

Failure has gone to his head.

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

If you count all your assets you always show a profit.

There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.