A female dragon’s tail is of the utmost importance to her. Male dragons find them irresistible. After all where do you think the term ‘Getting some tail’ came from?

When I look at my bookcase and see the books upon the shelves, I think to myself, There is a God.

Remember, there were dragons long before men came into the world. Why, it was none other than The Great Dragons of Yore who invented the idea of knighthood. Yes, yes, that’s right! Dragons had knights, Kings, princesses and queens long before men crawled out of the muck.

The key to having good scales is a healthy diet of venison when you’re just a wee dragon lad.

You know you've written a good book when even the people who hate it admit it's entertaining.

Books are the only things worth stealing.