A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.

Folly is the direct pursuit of happiness and beauty

You sometimes have to answer to a woman according to her womanishness, just as you have to answer a fool according to his folly

My father must have had some elementary education for he could read and write and keep accounts inaccurately.

Science... never solves a problem without creating ten more.

No sooner had Jesus knocked over the dragon of superstition then Paul boldly set it on its legs again in the name of Jesus