A fucked-up family's a fucked-up family, whether or not werewolves are involved.

I'm a werewolf trapped in a human body."
"Well, yeah, that's kind of the definition."
"No, really. I'm trapped."
"Oh? When was the last time you shape-shifted?"
"That's just it - I've never shape-shifted."
"So you're not really a werewolf."
"Not yet. But I was meant to be one, I just know it. How do I get a werewolf to attack me?"
Stand in the middle of a forest under a full moon with a raw steak tied to your face, holding a sign that says, 'Eat me; I'm stupid'?

I looked at my two wolves. When I knelt they came to me rubbed against me smelling me and I stroked them. "Thank you for believing in me " I said and maybe they understood and maybe they didn't.

What the hell kind of name is Kitty for a werewolf?

So, Cormac, have you ever dealt with a PMSing werewolf?'
No.'
Well, it's a real bitch...

It’s only a scratch, don’t cut my arm off!