A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.

I am 65, my friends say i look 55, i feel 45, i'll settle for 35, and you make me feel 25!

As you go through life's rich tapestry, you realize that most people you meet aren't fit to shine your shoes. It's a sad fact, but it's true. A good friend is someone who'd hide you if you were on the run for murder. How many of them do you know?

The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality.

Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend.