A good and wholesome thing is a little harmless fun in this world; it tones a body up and keeps him human and prevents him from souring.

I am the entire human race compacted together. I have found that there is no ingredient of the race which I do not possess in either a small way or a large way.

The institution of Royalty in any form is an insult to the human race.

Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

The Jews are members of the human race - worse I can say of no man