A good girl always gets caught; a bad girl knows how to avoid being caught.

Just because you are a good friend of a scorpion doesn't mean that you can't be stung by a bee.

Nothing is as bad that it isn’t good for something.

One learns compromise by accepting the good with the bad.

There are three things most men love but never understand; females, girls and women.

There are two kinds of dieters: those who are always telling you what to eat and those who are always telling you what not to eat.