A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart.


Chuck Palahniuk

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Cited from Chuck Palahniuk, 2003 - do not suffer do not rejoice, be not complimented or offended by ...
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You break her heart, I'll break your neck.
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You may only get a moment (to make a good impression) before you open your mouth.
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Psychiatry is a waste of good couches. Why should I make a psychiatrist laugh, and then pay him?
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Go into the world and do well. But more importantly, go into the world and do good.
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Save your rejections so that later when you are famous you can show them to people and laugh.
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A good quote is far better than the best selling books.
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Diamond & platinum are the obstacles that always stand in the way of a good name.
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During times of sour or bad relationship a good person will always exhibit a pleasant character.
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A good name is a more bankable & valuable inheritance than diamond & platinum.
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A good name will open doors that diamond & platinum dare not.
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A good name can open ways for your great grand children.
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A good name is the only insurance we need against the monster called poverty.
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The best inheritance a man can leave for his children is not diamond & platinum,but a good name.
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All the riches in life are incomparable to a good name.
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Break my heart if you promise it’ll make me better.
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Tell me your Dreams, I will make it a reality and put your heart in a good home.
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The immediate effect of the deficit is to make you feel good, like when you go on a trip and pay lat...
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Could I hold your hands for a moment, and your heart forever?
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A story is open-ended. A story invites you into it to make your own meaning.
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Chuck is a very good player.
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The one, who doesn’t break your heart, will break your balls.
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Whatever it takes to break your heart and wake you up is grace.
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When you believe in what you're doing and use your imagination and initiative, you can make a di...
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A story is like a moving train: no matter where you hop onboard, you are bound to reach your destina...
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
What rules?”

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New house, new heart that's a good story,
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Do not for a moment suppose that you must make yourself better, or prepare your heart for a worthy r...
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If you knew that your life was merely a phase or short, short segment of your entire existence, how ...
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Language, she said, was just our way to explain away the wonder and glory of the world. To deconstru...
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Sometimes the very best way to deal with unpleasant things is to depict them in ways that allow peop...
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My only writing ritual is to shave my head bald between writing the first and second drafts of a boo...
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My personal theory is that younger audiences disdain books - not because those readers are dumber th...
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He was the kind of boy any young girl should date while she's still able to recover.
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My secret wish is right now to be romancing this dead girl. A dead girl. Any dead girl. I'm not what...
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One thing I really envy about my friends who have kids is that as their children develop, they'r...
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You have no idea what it is like to constantly disappoint people. You see it the moment you meet the...
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Tyler and me at the edge of the roof, the gun in my mouth, I'm wondering how clean this gun is.
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Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains.
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I try to forget about the expectation that's out there and the audience listening for the next t...
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In a way, a lot of my humor comes from presenting things that are dramatic or shocking and then peop...
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Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.
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The things you used to own, now they own you.
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For me and my entire generation, we took on this kind of sarcastic, ironic, snarkiness because it se...
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No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood ed...
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Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justifie...
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Hysteria is only possible with an audience.
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Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have ...
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Don't do what you want. Do what you don't want. Do what you're trained not to want. Do the things th...
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With a gun stuck in your mouth and the barrel of the gun between your teeth, you can only talk in vo...
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The things you own end up owning you.
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No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide.
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We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depre...
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We just had a near-life experience!
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This is why I loved the support groups so much. If people thought you were dying, they gave you thei...
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It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
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If you could be God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?
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Being tired isn't the same as being rich, but most times it's close enough.
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A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfec...
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Masochism is a valuable job skill.
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Someone bent on suicide won't have much sense of humor left.
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Which is worse: Hell or nothing?
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People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distrac...
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You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sof...
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Real discoveries come from chaos.
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The future is just wasted on some people.
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You can find fresh pain every time you discover what you pretty much already know.
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If you don’t know what you want, you end up with a lot you don’t
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There’s always the chance you could die right in the middle of your life story
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Us. God's forgotten Science Fair project, left to grow mold. God's goldfish, ignored until we're for...
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As if you cut open a rag doll with a sill name, and found inside:Real intestines, real lungs, a beat...
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You are not special. Your are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic...
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I tell everybody, i'm tired of being jerked around, okay? so lets just not pretend. i don't have fuc...
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The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom. without access to true chaos, we'...
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