A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

A hot dog at the ball park is better than steak at the Ritz.

Mustard's no good without roast beef.

Roast beef, medium, is not only a food. It is a philosophy.

I was a little kid and I was fascinated by the roast beef going around the spit. So I took out my little plastic comb and stuck it in the meat. At one point the comb caught on the string used to tie the roast beef. So I went, 'Oh, oh,' and I didn't want to break the motor. So I said, 'OK,' and I walked away.

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.