A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.


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Belief gets in the way of learning.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't ...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
To get anywhere, or even live a long time, a man has to guess, and guess right, over and over again,...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
The whole principle is wrong; it's like demanding that grown men live on skim milk because the baby ...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
I've never understood how God could expect His creatures to pick the one true religion by faith - it...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
Human beings hardly ever learn from the experience of others. They learn; when they do, which isn't ...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
A generation which ignores history has no past and no future.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
Gratitude: An imaginary emotion that rewards an imaginary behavior, altruism. Both imaginaries are f...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
The greatest productive force is human selfishness.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
Those who cling to the untrue doctrine that violence never settles anything would be advised to conj...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
The universe never did make sense. I suspect that it was built on a government contract.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
When any government, or any church for that matter, undertakes to say to its subjects, This you m...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do somethi...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational basis. Religion is a c...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
A long and wicked life followed by five minutes of perfect grace gets you into Heaven. An equally lo...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
You live and you learn -- or you don't live long.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
Most people who sneer at technology would starve to death if the engineering infrastructure were rem...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find th...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
A dying culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
Sense is never common.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
Why is it that every time I'm with you, makes me believe in magic?
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do somethin...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
A society that gets rid of all its troublemakers goes downhill.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more yo...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
I never learned from a man who agreed with me.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
When any government, or any church for that matter, undertakes to say to its subjects, This you may ...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
There is no way that writers can be tamed and rendered civilized or even cured. The only solution kn...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
By cultivating the beautiful we scatter the seeds of heavenly flowers, as by doing good we cultivate...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
I was there to see beautiful naked women. So was everybody else. It's a common failing.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
The trouble with conspiracies is that they rot internally.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
Butterflies are not insects,' Captain John Sterling said soberly. 'They are self-propelled flowers.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
Butterflies are self propelled flowers.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
The Universe was a damned silly place at best . . . but the least likely explanation for its existen...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own... Jealousy...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with hi...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
One could write a history of science in reverse by assembling the solemn pronouncements of highest a...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
Political tags - such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, an...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
Goodness without wisdom always accomplishes evil.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
The most preposterous notion that Homo sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation,...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
For me, politeness is a sine qua non of civilization.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acqui...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN