A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

Today as always, men fall into two groups: slaves and free men. Whoever does not have two-thirds of his day for himself, is a slave, whatever he may be: a statesman, a businessman, an official, or a scholar.

It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!

There is a point in every philosophy at which the "conviction" of the philosopher appears on the scene; or, to put it in the words of an ancient mystery: adventavit asinus, / pulcher et fortissimus. (Translation: The ass arrives, beautiful and most brave.)

The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles.

The only time when i realize that i use a car, which is a "Luxury", is when i go to the fuel station to refuel it.