A lady at Animal Services swore up and down they would be fair.

Is it fair to treat a woman worse than a man, and then revile her because she is a woman?

He injures a fair lady that beholds her not

We're going to try and make it a one-stop social services fair,

You swore to me, you promised me, you promised,

Years ago at this fair, I had a promoter tell me he could get me a young lady named Reba McEntire. I could've got her for $5,000, but we wanted big names that year, so we passed.