a lady who couldn't keep her legs together.
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Come on, Mac. We're gonna end up looking silly and ineffectual, and for whom? The lady who couldn't ...
DONALD SUTHERLAND I wanna be remembered as the girl who always smiled.
the one who could always brighten your day.
eve...
RANA MAGDY To the unwashed public, Joan Collins is a star. But to those who know her, she's a commodity who wou...
ANTHONY NEWLEY A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally
LILLIAN DAY I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken. And the one tha...
ANON. Weirdly, my nickname was Lady. I didn't get Stretch, or Stilts, or Spider Legs - I got Lady. I g...
L'WREN SCOTT Who are you, Woody Allen?
JOY BEHAR To stand strongly, we need three legs: Two legs and a work that will keep us busy!
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN She only maintains that it is possible, under some circumstances, for a lady to murder her husband; ...
JUDITH MARTIN Aunt Rosa, a fussy, angular, wild-eyed old lady, who had lived in a tremulous world of bad news, ban...
VLADIMIR NABOKOV It's a tribute to the young lady who told her mother and the mother who told the principal. We follo...
SARA STERN A lady who sets her heart upon a lad in uniform must prepare to change lovers pretty quickly, or her...
WILLIAM MAKEPEACE THACKERAY We picked Joan to be grand marshal to honor her for all of her years of dedication to this community...
CINDY CHIN 2009 was crazy enough! I can't believe I worked with Jeremy Irons, Joan Allen, Marsha Mason, Cat...
AARON LAZAR We just continually tried to keep fresh legs on her. They were screening for her all over the place....
RACHEL FARWELL They struck her working tools, her legs, her arms, her hands.
CHRISTINE ARRON Soccer couldnt afford training camps or anything like that.
BRUCE MORROW I had an opportunity to work with Joan Cleary during the last election. I got a chance to see her fi...
DANNY WILLIAMS She's been one of those people that has been able to play both sports, keep her grades up and then s...
JACK CHILDRESS I remember her as a beautiful young lady, inside and out. I remember her as someone who was very muc...
CORNELIA KELLEY The Airlines lady who travels in the same compartment as us day after day, has bruises on her arms a...
AMRUTA PATIL I had lived with my mother in anger and love - I suppose most daughters do - but my children only kn...
JUDITH VIORST he called you a hoe cuz he couldnt stop thinking of you with someone else and that scared him he cal...
WOW She was a promiscuous lady in her younger days.
FRIENDS He injures a fair lady that beholds her not
THOMAS FULLER She was a remarkable lady in her own right.
LAURENCE GLASCO I had a lady who sent me a letter, ... She went on to describe how she and her husband [had sex] to ...
CLAY AIKEN Her legs swing complete afternoons away.
JILL EISENSTADT A lady with her daughters or her nieces,
Shines like a guinea and seven shilling pieces.
LORD BYRON GEORGE GORDON NOEL BYRON A dancer goes quick on her beautiful legs; a duck goes quack on her beautiful eggs.
UNKNOWN She was quite a lady. You would have enjoyed her.
FRED SCHELL I think we are well advised to keep on nodding terms with the people we used to be, whether we find ...
JOAN DIDION He's better about shaving his legs than I am. The pressure's on me to keep my legs smooth.
SHERYL CROW A lady should be allowed to choose her comp'ny, an' should be treated like a lady until she shows sh...
LOUIS L'AMOUR She is obviously an extremely tenacious lady who does not want her extraordinary deductions to be co...
JACK THE RIPPER So I became a newspaperman. I hated to do it but I couldnt find honest employment.
MARK TWAIN She was one gutsy lady who tried everything and fought for what she believed in. It (the program) is...
CINDY FAUST Where there is a woman there is magic. If there is a moon falling from her mouth, she is a woman who...
NTOZAKE SHANGE You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part.
HENRY JAMES There was a young lady from Gloucester
Who complained that her parents both bossed her,
So...
JOHN CIARDI In fact, we know almost nothing about Joan of Arc. We don't even have a portrait of her. Even the ar...
PHILIPPE CHARLIER 747s always reminded me of a fat, ugly old lady in the neighborhood where I used to live. Huge saggi...
HARUKI MURAKAMI The old lady from my block who testified against me at my trial gets relief packages from her sister...
RAUL RIVERO A young lady who faints may awake chivalrous sentiments in gentleman; a young lady who weeps engende...
JUDITH BROCKLEHURST A lady likes to be complimented on her looks, her eyes, her figure. But the personality comments are...
BETTY WHITE I always wanted to play Joan of Arc. I've always wanted to do that. Now I'm thinking, 'M...
ELLEN BURSTYN Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately,...
CRAIG KILBORN Caro remembered how it was to lie so unself-consciously next to her best friends. Her aging body rec...
REBECCA WELLS Driving to Knoxville to get a mammogram is just not priority for the lady who is in Wartburg trying ...
ELMERIA TEFFETELLER She was a perfect lady--just sat in her seat and stared.
EUDORA WELTY She was a perfect lady - just sat in her seat and stared
EUDORA WELTY Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.
MARK TWAIN Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.
MARK TWAIN No matter her past, when a chambermaid marries a lord she becomes a lady.
PROVERB A lady cannot be blamed if a master criminal takes a fancy to her.
ELIZABETH PETERS Mackenzie Allen comes in and tries to follow her heart in the job. She doesn't have to give up her f...
MIMI MELGAARD Joan Rivers broke down barriers, advocated for free speech, and never apologized for who she was.
JUDY GOLD Joan Frances says her mother is perfect someone she models herself after. She is tortured because sh...
LYNN I. WILSON An unattempted lady could not vaunt of her chastity.
MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE An unattempted lady could not vaunt of her chastity.
MICHEL EYQUEM DE MONTAIGN Tammy ... woke up without her legs 10 days after a rocket-propelled grenade exploded in her lap as s...
WESLEY CLARK We had to pull this little lady out of her house through her window.
CASEY CUMMINGS Any lady who is first lady likes being first lady. I don't care what they say, they like it.
RICHARD M. NIXON LADY BRACKNELL
I had some crumpets with Lady Harbury, who seems to me to be living entire...
OSCAR WILDE I called some lady once and after I told her who I was she just said 'You have ugly shoes!' and hung...
ANDREW NIELSON She was a quite a lady. And a leader. Everyone spoke so highly of her.
DONNA JONES They are shrieking. Some are saying, 'Cut off my legs. Cut off my hands. Just rescue me.' I saw one ...
ASHOK KUMAR Joan of Arcadia.
CASSIDY A state can no more give up part of her sovereignty than a lady can give up part of her virtue
JOHN RANDOLPH I can't praise a young lady who is alive only when people are admiring her, but as soon as she is le...
LEO TOLSTOY That's the best Cash has played. She's probably starting to get her legs under her.
PAT COYLE If Woody Allen called me, I'd be there straight away. Who wouldn't? Truly.
JULIE DELPY Every spring, this country will be reminded of the Lady from Texas. As trees bloom and flowers carpe...
DAVID MIXNER (Allen) really stepped it up today. He's just a kid who loves to fly around and play.
GREG LYNCH Gordy loves parades. I always call her the parade lady.
GERT SCHULTZ Any lady who is first lady likes being first lady. I don't care what they say, they like it.
RICHARD M. NIXON A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.
REDD FOXX It's a new low for actresses when you have to wonder what is between her ears instead of her legs.
KATHARINE HEPBURN Tonight our legs were going. The legs were there. The key to this team is it's unselfish. I'm proud ...
GLENN PATRICK We had an old, patched-together PBX system that was on its last legs.
ERIC OTTAWAY Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he n...
DENNIS MILLER The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happen...
BETTE DAVIS We have no faith in ourselves. I have never met a woman who, deep down in her core, really believes ...
CYNTHIA HEIMEL When Joan Rivers walked through the curtain on 'The Tonight Show,' nobody in my house was al...
JUDY GOLD I love her bare legs from a distance. When she's standing by a pool. When she's facing the water, th...
JACLYN MORIARTY It's a ridiculous book, filled with wicked fantasies and silly notions and improbable romance. But y...
TESSA DARE I was so cold, the maintenance lady at Rocky gave me her coat off her back.
TIFFANY ROBINSON Панк казался нам свежим и ярким явлением, могучим куль�...
LEGS MCNEIL Sing! Who sings
To her who weareth a hundred rings?
Ah, who is this lady fine?
The Vine...
BARRY CORNWALL (PSEUDONYM OF BRYAN WALLER PROCTER) My first manager, Suzanne DeWalt, saw a play I was in. She was invited by the director Joan Scheckel...
GALE HAROLD Who would have ever thought that Mama Bell would become a sexy lady? ... But she suddenly is very, v...
FRED KETCHEN One night while KLIPH NESTEROFF I would hope that people didn't think I was anything like Joan! It's very hard for me becaus...
CHRISTINA HENDRICKS Reba is very, very close to everyone around her. She's a classy lady.
FAITH HILL So shows a snowy dove trooping with crows
As yonder lady o'er her fellows shows.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Her first name means 'princess,' and that's exactly what she was - a regal Southern lady.
DAVID ZINMAN I call her the little lady with the big dry punch.
BILL PATZERT It's not over, but the fat lady is clearing her throat.
DON ZEIGLER It's an honor to have the first lady show her support.
MICHAEL SOHN I think Woody Allen is Woody Allen, and no matter where he goes he still makes his Woody Allen films...
ABBAS KIAROSTAMI
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JOAN ALLEN I certainly do get at the end of my rope at times. We all do.
JOAN ALLEN I think that I do separate myself a fair amount. And I don't feel like I am representing women. That...
JOAN ALLEN I don't have a political bone in my body.
JOAN ALLEN It's such a great feeling to make people laugh. I know I've made people cry or want to slit their wr...
JOAN ALLEN Acting gave me the opportunity to do outrageous things. It allowed me to be sad, happy, angry and lu...
JOAN ALLEN I'm not a huge risk taker... I'm not going to jump out of an airplane and parachute and things like ...
JOAN ALLEN Who's gonna do your hair, who's gonna do your make-up, the jewelry, the bag, what kind of stockings?
JOAN ALLEN Almost any film that you do is an opportunity to open you up and make you more aware of an area that...
JOAN ALLEN With something that's more emotionally based, you can't sort of screw the line up a little bit and a...
JOAN ALLEN I think of myself more as a character actor than that ingenue leading lady, who started out somethin...
JOAN ALLEN It's such a great feeling to make people laugh. I know I've made people cry or want to slit ...
JOAN ALLEN I get recognised sometimes. But I just live my life. I get on the bus, I get on the subway, it's...
JOAN ALLEN My mother loved entertaining, and I've followed suit, so we have big celebrations for New Year, ...
JOAN RIVERS When you look at the world, the world isn't just one palette. It's a beautiful rainbow, and ...
JOAN SMALLS A place belongs forever to whoever claims it hardest, remembers it most obsessively, wrenches it fro...
JOAN DIDION I try to apply colors like words that shape poems, like notes that shape music.
JOAN MIRO I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
JOAN RIVERS Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.
JOAN RIVERS Being Jewish has always been important to me. I now have 6M tattooed on the inside of my left arm. I...
JOAN RIVERS I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
JOAN RIVERS I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property...
JOAN RIVERS I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.
JOAN RIVERS I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.
JOAN RIVERS Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
JOAN RIVERS I'm always shocked when I get an invitation. People are always shocked when they see me at a par...
JOAN RIVERS Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the ...
JOAN RIVERS I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.
JOAN RIVERS Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the w...
JOAN RIVERS I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That...
JOAN RIVERS Fashion is part of our culture, and it's about more than just a pretty dress.
JOAN SMALLS I was no longer, if I had ever been, afraid to die: I was now afraid not to die.
JOAN DIDION Nothing I read about grief seemed to exactly express the craziness of it; which was the interesting ...
JOAN DIDION I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it ...
JOAN RIVERS I spend a lot of time with Buddhists. I'm not a Buddhist, but their relationship with death inte...
JOAN BAEZ We used to wash our hair in buckets and survive on toasted sandwiches, chocolates and soup.
JOAN GREENWOOD I left my family, and I left my brother and sister, and I went and lived my dream. I saw everybody, ...
JOAN JETT When I came back to it, we amicably separated from Warner Bros. I just picked up where I left off, t...
JOAN JETT Bulgaria is fascinating. Because it had been a Communist country until the mid-80s, so it had just r...
JOAN CUSACK What's so hard about that first sentence is that you're stuck with it. Everything else is go...
JOAN DIDION I'm a fiend for costume jewellery and have countless pairs of rhinestone or diamante earrings, w...
JOAN COLLINS I love getting back to Wivenhoe. I get out of my wig, bustle and costume in three minutes flat at th...
JOAN HICKSON Instead of getting hard ourselves and trying to compete, women should try to give their best qualiti...
JOAN BAEZ What is the biggest public forum in the United States? We were told it's the Super Bowl. The ad ...
JOAN BLADES Reality is the only word in the English language that should always be used in quotes.
JOAN LARSEN The only thing that's been a worse flop than the organization of non-violence has been the organiz...
JOAN BAEZ When I finish dressing before a night out and have put on all the accessories, I usually look at mys...
JOAN COLLINS I used to go over to Gene Kelly's house and play volleyball, and Paul Newman and Marlon Brando w...
JOAN COLLINS Influence: What you think you have until you try to use it.
JOAN WELSH Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can ...
JOAN RIVERS Writers are always selling somebody out.
JOAN DIDION Vital lives are about action. You can't feel warmth unless you create it, can't feel delight until y...
JOAN ERICKSON Roache's statement after his acquittal was dignified but his supporters were angry. They demanded to...
JOAN SMITH Jesus
JOAN DIDION If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live wi...
JOAN POWERS A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a...
JOAN RIVERS A heart filled with anger has no room for love.
JOAN LUNDEN I remember walking across Sixty-second Street one twilight that first spring, or the second spring, ...
JOAN DIDION Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never t...
JOAN CRAWFORD Simple things bring infinite pleasure. Yet, it takes us a while to realize that. But once simple is ...
JOAN MARQUES We forget all too soon the things we thought we could never forget.
JOAN DIDION I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife.
JOAN COLLINS When we start deceiving ourselves into thinking not that we want something or need something, not th...
JOAN DIDION We are well advised to keep on nodding terms with the people we used to be, whether we find them att...
JOAN DIDION If you're coasting, you're either losing momentum or else you're headed downhill.
JOAN WELSH Because gratification of a desire leads to the temporary stilling of the mind and the experience of ...
JOAN BORYSENKO The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
JOAN BORYSENKO You don't get to choose how you're going to die, or when. You can decide how you're going to live no...
JOAN BAEZ My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.
JOAN RIVERS There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
JOAN RIVERS Can we talk?
JOAN RIVERS Nobody told me how hard and lonely change is.
JOAN GILBERTSON A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time -- pills or stairs.
JOAN WELSH To have that sense of one's intrinsic worth which constitutes self-respect is potentially to have ev...
JOAN DIDION The fancy that extraterrestrial life is by definition of a higher order than our own is one that soo...
JOAN DIDION The Four Rules of Life:
1. Show Up 2. Pay Attention 3.Tell the Truth 4. Don't be upset at the res...
JOAN BORYSENKO Some tension is necessary for the soul to grow, and we can put that tension to good use. We can look...
JOAN BORYSENKO It seems to me that those songs that have been any good, I have nothing much to do with the writing ...
JOAN BAEZ All serious daring starts from within.
JOAN BAEZ Americans are uneasy with their possessions, guilty about power, all of which is difficult for Europ...
JOAN DIDION A pool is, for many of us in the West, a symbol not of affluence but of order, of control over the u...
JOAN DIDION The Universe knows itself and expands itself through me.
JOAN BORYSENKO Many people I know in Los Angeles believe that the Sixties ended abruptly on August 9, 1969, ended a...
JOAN DIDION We were that generation called silent, but we were silent neither, as some thought, because we share...
JOAN DIDION To cure jealousy is to see it for what it is, a dissatisfaction with self, an impossible claim that ...
JOAN DIDION According to my sister, the expert novelist Jackie Collins, most men stray. And sex doesn't mean any...
JOAN COLLINS If I weren't reasonably placid, I don't think I could cope with this sort of life. To be a diva, you...
JOAN SUTHERLAND Nonviolence is a flop. The only bigger flop is violence.
JOAN BAEZ The only thing that's been a worse flop than the organization of non-violence has been the organizat...
JOAN BAEZ Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power.
JOAN DIDION I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes -- and six months later you have to start all...
JOAN RIVERS There is in Hollywood, as in all cultures in which gambling is the central activity, a lowered sexua...
JOAN DIDION Death affords those who are left an opportunity to reevaluate everything. And though we would give a...
JOAN BORDOW Sometimes you wonder how you got on this mountain. But sometimes you wonder, How will I get off?
JOAN MANLEY The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one.
JOAN BAEZ ...the story of a man who saw three fellows laying bricks at a new building:
He approached the fi...
JOAN BORYSENKO The willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life is the source from which self-respect sp...
JOAN DIDION My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
JOAN RIVERS Journalism has always existed in two different realities . . . the economic marketplace and [the] sp...
JOAN KONNER I write entirely to find out what I'm thinking, what I'm looking at, what I see and what it means. W...
JOAN DIDION Character — the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life — is the source from whi...
JOAN DIDION If it's natural to kill, how come men have to go into training to learn how?
JOAN BAEZ I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
JOAN RIVERS I think nobody owns the land until their dead are in it.
JOAN DIDION My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid f...
JOAN RIVERS No woman has an abortion for fun.
JOAN SMITH Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw fro...
JOAN LUNDEN To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
JOAN KLEMPNER Just by making a decision to stay out of politics, you are making the decision to allow others to sh...
JOAN KIRNER Even though everybody's lives are different, in general we're all human beings, and we go th...
JOAN JETT The 325-foot Seagram Tower is the most southerly and closest to the Canadian falls and also affords ...
JOAN LINGARD I can't imagine being a single parent or a single parent that doesn't have a lot of money. T...
JOAN CUSACK It has been said that on screen I personified the American woman.
JOAN CRAWFORD I went on a book tour immediately after 9/11. I was due to leave the following Wednesday, so I just ...
JOAN DIDION We aim to express the passion of our members in something actionable that we can all in fact do.
JOAN BLADES All teenagers have this desire to somehow run away.
JOAN CHEN Can they do both? That's a huge balance, I think, with kids- trying to find the right- it's ...
JOAN CUSACK We live entirely, especially if we are writers, by the imposition of a narrative line upon disparate...
JOAN DIDION I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
JOAN RIVERS Other people will call me a rebel, but I just feel like I'm living my life and doing what I want...
JOAN JETT I think there's nothing better than laughing in life, so that's nice, to be thought of as so...
JOAN CUSACK I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds ...
JOAN RIVERS I take parenting incredibly seriously. I want to be there for my kids and help them navigate the wor...
JOAN CUSACK Life is strong and fragile. It's a paradox... It's both things, like quantum physics: It'...
JOAN JETT My personal style is bipolar. Sometimes I feel like dressing in a boyish leather jacket; other times...
JOAN SMALLS A positive attitude is something everyone can work on, and everyone can learn how to employ it.
JOAN LUNDEN The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer.
JOAN COLLINS It kills me when people talk about California hedonism. Anybody who talks about California hedonism ...
JOAN DIDION I had a friend who was a plastic surgeon, so he would do little things. I never had, like, a full th...
JOAN RIVERS Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wi...
JOAN COLLINS For me the challenge isn't to be different but to be consistent.
JOAN JETT We live in a time when science is validating what humans have known throughout the ages: that compas...
JOAN HALIFAX Acting is my true love. I would like to have been a serious actor, and I plan to in the next life. I...
JOAN RIVERS My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am.
JOAN JETT Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and ...
JOAN RIVERS The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
JOAN RIVERS Life changes in the instant. The ordinary instant.
JOAN DIDION Life changes fast. Life changes in the instant. You sit down to dinner and life as you know it ends.
JOAN DIDION My mother 'gave teas' the way other mothers breathed. Her own mother 'gave teas.' Al...
JOAN DIDION Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
JOAN RIVERS Settings are obviously important - and as a writer, you have to respect what was real at the time of...
JOAN LINGARD One of the main secrets to staying young is staying healthy. I've sometimes had to suppress a sm...
JOAN COLLINS You got nothing to lose. You don't lose when you lose fake friends.
JOAN JETT For me an object is something living. This cigarette or this box of matches contains a secret life m...
JOAN MIRO I used to get into the government car and switch on Chopin or someone I liked to hear at the end of ...
JOAN KIRNER The arrangement of the words matters, and the arrangement you want can be found in the picture in yo...
JOAN DIDION I wasn't beautiful, so there were plenty of character roles. I never did any Shakespeare, I'...
JOAN HICKSON You may not know it, but at the far end of despair, there is a white clearing where one is almost ha...
JOAN BAEZ The works must be conceived with fire in the soul but executed with clinical coolness.
JOAN MIRO When you're on tour you definitely don't want lots of arguments. It's very important tha...
JOAN ARMATRADING When I first met Antonin Scalia, I was a small child with one brown ponytail atop my head. Which is ...
JOAN LARSEN And you have a record company behind it, this is a key too, you need people to fight for your record...
JOAN JETT Most families need both parents to work. Moms need to be able to work and earn fair pay and have the...
JOAN BLADES You can take charge, kick ass, do whatever you have to do and it's okay. You can blow people up....
JOAN SEVERANCE Innocence ends when one is stripped of the delusion that one likes oneself.
JOAN DIDION My grandma always said that God made libraries so that people didn't have any excuse to be stupid.
JOAN BAUER I think that in our society we should do everything to encourage child-bearing and family-making. An...
JOAN LUNDEN We put together a one-sentence petition asking Congress to censure President Clinton and move on to ...
JOAN BLADES What I will no longer accept is the mediocre life of a modest little gentleman.
JOAN MIRó Reading should be a pleasure, not a chore.
JOAN RIVERS Making judgments on films is in many ways so peculiarly vaporous an occupation that the only questio...
JOAN DIDION I mean, even my dressing room at the studio has candles and cushions and cashmere rugs and things.
JOAN COLLINS Every time an article is written about me or any of my contemporaries who's had the fortune and ...
JOAN COLLINS So now 20 years later people want us to get together so they can take shots at all these old babes t...
JOAN JETT I was never the 'babe,' so I knew I'd never get those big roles. I'd always be the b...
JOAN CUSACK I feel the need of attaining the maximum of intensity with the minimum of means. It is this which ha...
JOAN MIRO I'm grateful for every day I'm still alive. Everything is still working. I attribute it to e...
JOAN RIVERS Compassion may be defined as the capacity to be attentive to the experience of others, to wish the b...
JOAN HALIFAX Mum has always been a huge anti-war activist. She would go off to protest and get arrested. I have h...
JOAN CUSACK I have the absolute utmost respect for soap opera actors now. They work harder than any actor I know...
JOAN COLLINS I think we are well advised to keep on nodding terms with the people we used to be, whether we find ...
JOAN DIDION My only advantage as a reporter is that I am so physically small, so temperamentally unobtrusive, an...
JOAN DIDION I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
JOAN RIVERS Comedy is a very rough beat. It's no holds barred, as it should be.
JOAN RIVERS Classical, Romantic, and Baroque music, that's what I really like.
JOAN ARMATRADING I think bare legs in winter are idiotic. Unless your naked pins are toned, tanned and veinless, it...
JOAN COLLINS When I was in fact a child, six and seven and eight years old, I was utterly baffled by the enthusia...
JOAN DIDION I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done ...
JOAN RIVERS My grandmother spoiled my father rotten, and he grew up expecting women to do whatever he wanted. Wh...
JOAN COLLINS During the 'ballad' years for me, the politics was latent; I was just falling in love with t...
JOAN BAEZ I think America has a bad rap right now... and hopefully Obama will change that.
JOAN CUSACK Acting for me is not a bad habit like smoking that I must make an effort to quit. I love acting; I l...
JOAN CHEN I consider you as old as you look and feel. And in that case I feel - I feel I'm about 39, like ...
JOAN COLLINS I'm concentrating on staying healthy, having peace, being happy, remembering what is important, ...
JOAN JETT Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding yo...
JOAN RIVERS I was voted the most beautiful girl in the world in 1958, and courted by every young, available man ...
JOAN COLLINS I used to not be confident. My father certainly didn't add to my confidence. When I was 17 or 18...
JOAN COLLINS I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all ov...
JOAN RIVERS I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman u...
JOAN RIVERS Doing 20 minutes of stretching, light weights and floor exercises three times a week takes the same ...
JOAN COLLINS I know who you are, and I am not impressed.
JOAN JETT Maybe that is the purest and most radical kind of religion – simple attention. Present-moment awar...
JOAN TOLLIFSON Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw f...
JOAN LUNDEN I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He...
JOAN RIVERS Action is the antidote to despair.
JOAN BAEZ Nobody knows what anticipation is anymore. Everything is so immediate.
JOAN JETT I'm having fun opening up. Sort of struggling to get the audience into it. It's good. It mak...
JOAN JETT With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that's what deat...
JOAN RIVERS If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst.
JOAN CRAWFORD My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, ...
JOAN RIVERS