A liberal is a man too broad minded to take his own side in a quarrel

The difference between a man and his valet: they both smoke the same cigars, but only one pays for them

Time and tide wait for no man, but always stand still for a woman of thirty

Man that is of woman born is apt to be as vain as his mother

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.