A liberal is a man who leaves a room when the fight begins.

The great threat to the young and pure in heart is not what they read but what they don't read.

I might resume the habit of going to church if the preacher would be honest enough to stand up some morning and say, "Perhaps next Sunday, but not today," and then sit down

The most prolific period of pessimism comes at twenty-one, or thereabouts, when the first attempt is made to translate dreams into reality

The tragedy of life is not that man loses but that he almost wins.

Repartee is what you wish you'd said