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Related LEMONY SNICKET C. JOYBELL C. His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha... TEKOA MANNING We begin to fight. The wind and I. Horns locked. Battling each other with elements. LAURA DOCKRILL I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES HENRY JAMES LEMONY SNICKET LAUREN MYRACLE COUNT AXEL GUSTAFSSON OXENSTIERNA COUNT AXEL GUSTAFSSON OXENSTIERNA L.M. MONTGOMERY L.M. MONTGOMERY We live on an island surrounded by a sea of ignorance. As our island of knowledge grows, so does the... JOHN ARCHIBALD WHEELER JOHN WHEELER We live on an island surrounded by a sea of ignorance. As our island of knowledge grows, so does th... JOHN A. WHEELER CHARLES BUKOWSKI STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY That one moment when you know you are not a sad story. You are ALIVE. STEPHAN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY There's nothing like the deep breathes after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore st... STHEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play. J.R. RIM A great future starts with what you can see SOTONYE ANGA The best of my education has come from the public library... my tuition fee is a bus fare and once i... LESLEY CONGER JEANETTE CORON The best of my education has come from the public library... my tuition fee is a bus fare and once i... LESLEY CONGER Folks in this (Schertz) area supported Carolyn and I when we started and through the years, and we w... ERIC WHITE GEORGE R.R. MARTIN AARON SWARTZ STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY The time was when a library was very much like a museum, and a librarian was a mouser in musty books... MELVIL DEWEY LOIS LOWRY LAWRENCE FERLINGHETTI GEORGE R.R. MARTIN In every island of the Aegean Sea are found abundant traces of a vast prehistoric empire. JAMES THEODORE BENT CAROLYN WELLS UNKNOWN MARCUS TULLIUS CICERO I believe that when an elder dies, a library is burned: vast sums of wisdom and knowledge are lost. ... ELIZABETH KAPU'UWAILANI LINDSEY I believe that when an elder dies, a library is burned: vast sums of wisdom and knowledge are lost. ... ELIZABETH KAPU'UWAILANI LINDSEY BONO DAVID L. WOLPER RICHARD GERE PATRICK ROTHFUSS C. JOYBELL C. ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH LEMONY SNICKET C. JOYBELL C. STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY ANNE FRANK C. JOYBELL C. TAMMARA WEBBER DOUGLAS ADAMS DOUGLAS ADAMS FRANCINE RIVERS There's not a good poet I know who has not at the beck and call of his memory a vast quantity of poe... ANTHONY HECHT CHINONYE J. CHIDOLUE DAVID ATTENBOROUGH It has long been my belief that everyone's library contains an Odd Shelf. On this shelf rests a smal... ANNE FADIMAN So the building is transparent. The library is in the park and the park is in the library. KAY RUNGE If the library in the morning suggests an echo of the severe and reasonable wishful order of the wor... ALBERTO MANGUEL KATE MIDDLETON KATE MIDDLETON JIMI HENDRIX SOURCE UNKNOWN FRANCINE RIVERS FRANCINE RIVERS ANTHONY BURGESS BRIAN JACQUES A library card, ... An adult library card. BOBBY DARIN GERMANY KENT ANTHONY T. HINCKS My stepfather introduced me to The London Library when I was about 18; the clientele has definitely ... NATASCHA MCELHONE ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH RICHARD BRINSLEY SHERIDAN LILY TOMLIN Each institution maintains its separate identity, but the partnership in terms of space and library ... BILL TURNER Each institution maintains its separate identity, but the partnership in terms of space and library ... BILL TURNER Living wild species are like a library of books still unread. Our heedless destruction of them is ak... JOHN DINGELL Never give up on you. In order to make a difference you would have to somehow be different. JOHNNIE DENT JR. CRAIG GROESCHEL ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH We all are wearing many hundred glasses of different colors. Therefore, everyone sees the world in d... MUDITHA CHAMPIKA SUSAN SONTAG To search the sands of a lost desert for truth and justice in this world today you might as well be ... GARY F EVANS...
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A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is... 
Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... 
You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. 
The sea is nothing but a library of all the tears in history. 
Mother Superior jump the gun...
The quantity of books in a person's library, is often a cloud of witnesses to the ignorance of the o... 
The quantity of books in a person's library, is often a cloud of witnesses to the ignorance of the ... 
It was November--the month of crimson sunsets, parting birds, deep, sad hymns of the sea, passionate... 
I don’t want sunbursts and marble halls. I just want you... We’ll just be happy, waiting and wor... 
We live on an island surrounded by a sea of ignorance. As our island of knowledge grows, so does the... 
I'm fucking the grave, I thought, I'm bringing the dead back to life... 
She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just ... 
So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even... 
You can't just sit there and put everyone's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You ... 
The battle is not physical, it is spiritual and your mind is the battleground. Keep your mind pure a... 
I wish I was home", She said miserably. 
The library world is set up on this model where the library is a physical building and has a number ... 
He wept because he was afraid now that he could not save Gabriel. He no longer cared about himself 
The world is a beautiful place
She was scarcely a year older than I was, dark-haired, slender, with a face that would break your he... 
It is the interest one takes in books that makes a library. And if a library have interest it is; if... 
A library is an arsenal of liberty. 
A library is an arsenal of liberty. 
If September 11th has taught us anything, it's certainly that the world has never been so interd... 
Television is like a library. There are a lot of library books in it, and you have to pick and choos... 
The secret of my success is my hairspray. 
Love is blind, and a deaf-mute too. 
I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib... 
Wake up to a brand new day and realize why you woke up to meet the day! Live to the end of another d... 
Why is England manufacturing bigger and better airplanes and bombs and at the same time churning out... 
You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace." 
His study was a total mess, like the results of an explosion in a public library. 
Slartibartfast's study was a total mess, like the results of an explosion in a public library. 
The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... 
Your mind is a Microcosm of strength and power. There’s all the magic you need in it. When all els... 
London has fine museums, the British Library is one of the greatest library institutions in the worl... 
I don't know if I have a favorite color. 
And so castles made of sand fall in the sea, eventually. 
An hour spent in the library is worth a month in the laboratory. 
If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever. 
Books in a large university library system: 2,000,000. Books in an average large city library: 10,00... 
Absoballylutely top hole, wot. A and B the C of D I'd say. . . Above and Beyond the Call of Duty. 
Don’t let the enemy try to keep you bound with fear. The devil is a liar. Stay in faith and trust ... 
Every person is an island in the sea of humanity. 
A circulating library in a town is as an evergreen tree of
diabolical knowledge. 
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library. 
The fear of God is the only cure for the fear of people. 
Oh happy day! A day to make a hay! And when it is mid-day, think about the day! And when you think a... 
My library is an archive of longings. 
I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter. 
The challenge is to keep it fresh. If you're talking about Britney Spears over and over, it'... 
Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself. 
Smart phones and social media expand our universe. We can connect with others or collect information... 
Soon after, I returned home to my family, with a determination to bring them as soon as possible to ... 