Gary Larson
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The daily calendar seemed, to me, like a kind of cartoon black hole, and you didn't have to be a... GARY LARSON My future plans are hazy, and I've yet to experience how much cartooning is in my blood and ther... GARY LARSON I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it. GARY LARSON Cartooning was a good fit for me. And yet now, years later, I almost never think about it. GARY LARSON I just get silly inside my head and I start to think about something and in my head I start twisting... GARY LARSON I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians. GARY LARSON On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy. GARY LARSON I think one thing that's important to maintain is a sense of fear, always doubting yourself... a... GARY LARSON The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. GARY LARSON This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at. 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We judge plants and animals by whether they're entertaining to us. We... GARY LARSON the threads that connect us to other living things. Newspapers will run a headline: 'Shark kills hum... GARY LARSON By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect "Hungry GARY LARSON For all intents and purposes, we've reached an agreement. It's just a matter of signing the document... GARY LARSON When a charter school opens up, typically they are inundated with parents who wish to enroll their k... GARY LARSON Things can be low on the food chain, but that doesn't mean they're lowly, GARY LARSON It obviously presents a concern. I think that the answer is for people to be very cautious about wri... GARY LARSON We are going to fight this thing all the way. The district is breaking the law and it's breaking its... GARY LARSON We expect increased net sales and profitability for the fourth quarter of fiscal 2006, when compared... GARY LARSON Unbeknownst to most historians, Einstein started down the road of professional basketball before an ... GARY LARSON Suddenly, two bystanders stuck their heads inside the frame and ruined one of the funniest cartoons ... GARY LARSON Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion. GARY LARSON I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who w... GARY LARSON Charters give public school teachers the flexibility to design programs to the individual student ne... GARY LARSON You know those little snow globes that you shake up? I always thought my brain was sort of like that... GARY LARSON BRIE LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON I don't think we made any mistakes. But from a public relations perspective, it wasn't properly hand... AL LARSON I hear different things from different schools. It is kind of a mixture, but it is all anecdotal stu... AL LARSON Communication was tough, but we always sensed there was a feeling of appreciation. There was always ... AL LARSON We had a generator with us for lights. Even so, half the guys slept outside because it was cooler. T... AL LARSON ERIK LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON ERIK LARSON ERIK LARSON ERIK LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON JONATHAN LARSON DOUG LARSON JOHNATHAN LARSON Anger always comes from frustrated expectations ELLIOTT LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON The worst thing of all is standing by when folks are doing something wrong. KIRBY LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON It seems the misfortune of one can plow a deeper furrow in the heart than the misfortune of millions... KIRBY LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON BRIE LARSON BRIE LARSON ERIK LARSON BRIE LARSON JOHN LARSON ERIK LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON BRIE LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON BRIE LARSON ERIK LARSON ERIK LARSON DOUG LARSON BRIE LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON For me, personally, it just made my career more meaningful, ... It never gets old. Any time, anywher... ANDREW LARSON Some people make the connection, some don't. It's not something I would ever make a big deal about, ANDREW LARSON Actually, that one is the most vivid, ... I don't know, maybe I blacked out in the national champion... ANDREW LARSON My first thought was that I had definitely hit it good, ... You're supposed to keep your head down, ... ANDREW LARSON BRIE LARSON BRIE LARSON BRIE LARSON BRIE LARSON ERIK LARSON We look for a 'been there, done that' kind of horse. Old show horses or old roping horses are great ... ANNE LARSON Her whole ride was about that helmet that day. That day, that helmet was her whole goal. ANNE LARSON These are functions they don't normally do every day. We're using the horse as a tool to help stretc... ANNE LARSON Come on, Josie. Let's see you stretch. ANNE LARSON I've been watching for a long time the difference that horses make in able-bodied people's lives. I'... ANNE LARSON It appears to be highly subjective. This survey is giving more weight to words over action. ART LARSON We're going to examine this report and carry on a dialogue with this organization. But we feel that ... ART LARSON On some days, the plant has been operating at a full load. The steam you see is normal. ART LARSON Our target market for this project is Idaho and the Pacific Northwest. ART LARSON If and when we are, we intend to immediately seek dismissal of it as being improperly brought before... ART LARSON BRIE LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON ERIK LARSON BRIE LARSON BRIE LARSON BRIE LARSON They got the defense behind them. They know that. BREE LARSON We're working really hard on it every day constantly to get better and better. BREE LARSON Whenever something good happens in the game before, we'll bring it into the next game and carry it t... BREE LARSON We know that's going to be our key to winning games. Before, earlier in league play, we had trouble ... BREE LARSON BRIE LARSON The belief is that after Katrina makes landfall, it will move north to the Tennessee Valley and then... BOB LARSON I do not want to hang around and root for Dallas to lose. BOB LARSON Our social life has definitely picked up. BOB LARSON It's difficult to meet new friends when you get older. BOB LARSON It's something totally unique that no baseball team has done before. BOB LARSON Basically, if it goes where it is now, it will have no impact on where you are (in Wisconsin). BOB LARSON Hopefully we are giving the message to people that this kind of conduct -- parties, serving alcohol ... BOB LARSON Hopefully we are giving a message to people that this kind of conduct, partys, serving alcohol to mi... BOB LARSON We're asking them to be ready, and as the situation develops we'll let them know, BOB LARSON I'm a very small producer today. They've treated me fairly; they haven't given me any special deals. BOB LARSON BRIE LARSON BRIE LARSON ERIK LARSON BRIE LARSON BRIE LARSON DOUG LARSON ERIK LARSON JOHN LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON There is nothing like the occasional outburst of profanity to calm jangled nerves. KIRBY LARSON It's the company, not the cooking, that makes a meal. KIRBY LARSON Isn't it fascinating how long a few minutes seem when you are completely alone with not a familiar f... KIRBY LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON JONATHAN LARSON There should be fireworks, at least, when a dream dies. KIRBY LARSON My bounce-around life had taught me that dreams were dangerous things - they look solid in your mind... KIRBY LARSON The lessons this life has planted in my heart pertain more to caring than crops, more to Golden Rule... KIRBY LARSON DOUG LARSON DOUG LARSON ERIK LARSON BRIE LARSON BRIE LARSON ERIK LARSON BRIE LARSON DOUG LARSON BRIE LARSON BRIE LARSON ERIK LARSON ERIK LARSON DOUG LARSON ERIK LARSON BRIE LARSON DOUG LARSON BRIE LARSON We want to make sure the launch and recovery are absolutely flawless. JERRY LARSON One thing we need to watch is that he doesn't keep the screws on too tight and go overboard with the... RYAN LARSON When you choose to love as God loves, it will never be safe....but it will set you free. JANET LARSON ERIK LARSON ERIK LARSON ERIK LARSON ERIK LARSON Nancy is like a little kid at Christmas. She's so excited about all the things that (the district) i... ALAN LARSON Thumbs down and show us the door. We will leave town and honor your request. ALAN LARSON The risk in any country that has oil, such as Russia, is that the high prices will lessen the zeal f... ALAN LARSON BRIE LARSON BRIE LARSON Our composure offensively was not good from that standpoint. When he got it in there, he scored. We ... FORREST LARSON ERIK LARSON DOUG LARSON Blessings fall on ground that's been plowed in praise JANET LARSON The pain of regret is much greater than the pain of loss. JANET LARSON JONATHAN LARSON Senator Bayh is to be commended for addressing many of the issues that were raised about earlier dra... TRAVIS LARSON BRIE LARSON JONATHAN LARSON I love that. I love to lead worship and preach . . . I look forward to the chance to be in chapel ev... AMY LARSON Society is so divided between liberals and conservatives. There is such a need for campus ministries... AMY LARSON It helps to know the culture. Some of the values here are the same [as when I was a student]. AMY LARSON ERIK LARSON ERIK LARSON I just run in circles through the water. DANIEL LARSON We are selling development rights to Granite Fox and for the Idaho project. Whomever buys those deve... ART LARSON We've made it clear should it pass, it will have a significant impact on the project. ART LARSON That's something we would certainly be willing to consider. ART LARSON BRIE LARSON
Most of us think we're too busy or too important to rest for a day. 
Nothing is ever as good or as bad as it appears to be. 
No one ever said your life would be easy. The nature of being human makes life for all of us a chall... 
That's SHIT!
What we are communicates far more eloquently than anything we say or do. There are people we trust b... 
I just think of things as beautiful or not. Can't you understand? I don't think of good or bad. Just... 
We speak of nature; it is folly; there is no such thing as nature; what we call by that misleading n... 
I think we present extreme aspects of human behavior and hopefully get at times, messages across or ... 
If life is a checker game, someone else is moving the pieces. It isn't us. Don't be surprise... 
Anyways, that very same night there was a fight in the casino on B Deck. Some of the passengers got ... 
Lawrence had done it in a way, and Joyce. But I think it's an important thing to do now and then, to... 
We biologists often use the phrase “Mother Nature” to refer to the entire system of Nature that ... 
Art has a way of confronting us, of reminding us, of engaging us, in what it means to be human, and ... 
The quest of the Inner Ring will break your hearts unless you break it. But if you break it, a surpr... 
Eventually I came across another passage. This is what it said:
To kill a mockingbird. If you haven't read it, I think you should because it is very interesting. 
I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me. 
You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk on... 
You can't really get to know a person until you get in their shoes and walk around in them. 
It's a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you're ready. I have this feeling now that act... 
I know the world is filled with troubles and many injustices. But reality is as beautiful as it is u... 
The universe is so vast, so immense, we can never expect to explore it all. It is in effect, not so ... 
Hawthorne has given us a tradition that some people refer to as Yankee Magic Realism, and I do think... 
Sometimes in my dreams there are women...When such dreams happen, immediately I remember, 'I am a mo... 
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There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20... 
It's a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you're ready. I have this feeling now that act... 
As far as I can see, it's not important that we have free will, just as long as we have the illu... 
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I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm ... 
Institutionalized rejection of difference is an absolute necessity in a profit economy which needs o... 
Money is often a matter of chance or good fortune and is not the mark of a successful life. It is no... 
A rhinoceros is as ugly as a human being, and it too is going to die, but at least it never thinks t... 
Good human work honors God's work. Good work uses no thing without respect, both for what it is in i... 
I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib... 
People see what they want to see 
There is only as much space, only as much time, only as much desire, only as many words, only as man... 
I think there is a chance of this working as long as ... at the end of what is being done, the terro... 
Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full. 
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Time is a companion that goes with us on a journey. It reminds us to cherish each moment, because it... 
You see, I am trying in all my stories to get the feeling of the actual life across - not to just de... 
Imagination makes us aware of limitless possibilities. How many of us haven't pondered the conce... 
I think the best thing I can hope to achieve is to educate, or make aware, as many people as possibl... 
Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... 
I started acting in second grade - my first role was in the Thanksgiving play. I was the Indian chas... 
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours. 
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing ... 
The toilet from time to time imparted to the boat the scent of a cholera hospital and could be flush... 
The Lusitania is important, of course, because this is where Germany began its maritime campaign usi... 
Forget regret, or life is yours to miss. 
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We're looking to have the ability to come in and be able to capitalize on the marketing in order... 
I didn't go to prom - I was homeschooled. 
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Singing is an incredible expression and something that is important to me, but where I feel comforta... 
The opposite of war isnt peace its creation 