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Related I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ... MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill ROLAND SMITH About f-f-ace!" she said to the horse, flailing with her boots. "Into the barn, please. It's time fo... PETER LERANGIS RICK RIORDAN I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan. BROOKE ELLIOTT I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously. ERINN HAYES RICK RIORDAN Alas, I think I am becoming a god. TITUS LUCAN LUCAN Don't have to see," the pilot grunted. "Olga knows the way."GORDON KORMAN SENECA SENECA SENECA SENECA SENECA SENECA SENECA I always find Victoria's Secret models a bit weird. EDIE CAMPBELL I don't like to talk about myself. I like to talk about stuff that's happening, stuff that&#... FRED WILSON ALLEN IVERSON OZZY OSBOURNE TOM CRUISE HENRY ROLLINS Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids ... BILLY BOB THORNTON I'm proud to say that I was that guy playing the character of Dr. Burke on 'Grey's Anato... ISAIAH WASHINGTON I'm not like most comedians. I don't deal with just heckles - I'm also dealing with thre... HARI KONDABOLU It's only Western civilization that, God forbid, you talk about dying, when it's the only th... ABEL FERRARA I'm not like a champion of profanity. I write what I hear, and the characters that I write, that... STEPHEN ADLY GUIRGIS ALAN RICKMAN GARY JOHNSON Before 'Grey's Anatomy,' I was doing musicals, plays, commercials, you name it. CHANDRA WILSON MINDY KALING I don't think people are ever going to a place where they're like, 'I'm over stories... CAMERON CROWE ADELE JUDITH JAMISON The word's out: I'm a woman, and I'm going to have trouble backing off on that. I am wha... ELIZABETH WARREN KELLY CUTRONE PEYTON MANNING MICHELLE OBAMA MICHAEL J. FOX People don't want to talk about death, just like they don't want to talk about computer secu... DAN FARMER DAN BROWN ZOOEY DESCHANEL It doesn't matter about money and fame and whatever. I really don't care about that. My thin... ATTICUS SHAFFER TYGA ALBERT HAMMOND, JR. TEMPLE GRANDIN TERRY PRATCHETT When I'm rapping, like, a turn up song, I'm thinking about what the people want to hear; thi... TINK I'm not a great actor - let's face it. I don't have a great deal of scope. There are cer... STEVE MCQUEEN I'm so stupid because I refuse to think that I'm getting older. I get up in the morning, and... CHARO CLARENCE THOMAS MEGAN FOX What I get really excited about are movies that I connect with emotionally. 'Deliverance' wa... KATIE ASELTON ELLEN DEGENERES XAVIER DOLAN JOSS WHEDON I don't write on topics that require a lot of urgency. But in 'Stiff,' I wanted to chang... MARY ROACH I've been asked to do 'I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!' and I do get asked to... LAURA TROTT MEGAN FOX JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER AVRIL LAVIGNE I don't like to just talk about nothing, or less than nothing. If it's something interesting... ZACK GREINKE BROCK LESNAR ANDIE MACDOWELL We didn't shoot in 3-D. They've talked about doing a conversion and there's been a lot o... ZACK SNYDER You're allowed to make things for women on television, and there's not like... you don't... CALLIE KHOURI I just don't talk about who I'm going out with, that's it. It's an odd thing to sit ... RADHA MITCHELL I think whenever people talk about the 'Anna Sui woman,' they're talking about someone t... ANNA SUI I'm not asking that people accept homosexuality. I'm not asking that they believe like I do ... ROSIE O'DONNELL DYLAN MCDERMOTT DAVID MORSE I think talking about one's love life is always... It's a Pandora's box, best kept in jo... EMMA CAULFIELD I don't talk about how old I am because sometimes it can affect parts that you get in Hollywood.... GARRETT CLAYTON I want to be an NBA all-star and help my team win. That's what it's all about, is winning. I... SHABAZZ MUHAMMAD TORI SPELLING BENNY GREEN ELAYNE BOOSLER AARON RODGERS I don't necessarily want to know what people are saying when I'm not around, especially if i... LAURA VANDERVOORT NAIMA ADEDAPO AUBREY PEEPLES I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not an... SYD BARRETT LANCE BASS I don't like getting myself in hot water. But suddenly I find that every minute I have to stop a... JOANNE WOODWARD SHAH RUKH KHAN All people - African, European, American - worry about being different. But I've learned that th... FREIDA PINTO MIRANDA HART ZARA LARSSON It's no accident that I'm not married and don't have kids yet. SHEMAR MOORE I'm a little sheepish about it. Whenever I meet fans and they're like, 'Oh, you're s... IDRIS ELBA FRAN TARKENTON The older I get, for me it's about fear. If I read something and it scares the hell out of me, t... ALAINA HUFFMAN I want people to have a good impression of Israel. I don't feel like I'm an ambassador for m... GAL GADOT PAIGE VANZANT
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