A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.

To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It's commenting or observing or twisting life.