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ANDREW COLLINS Man always has two reasons for the things he does; the logical one and the real one.
SOURCE UNKNOWN Enemy always has a Fake Reason, Traitors always has Real Treason
SUDIP SENSHARMA But for some reason I have not yet become a fish. - The Box Man, p.36
KōBō ABE Have & Have Not
SAVAN SOLANKI No man burdens his mind with small matters unless he has some very good reason for doing so.
ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE A feeling of real need is always a good enough reason to pray.
HANNAH WHITALL SMITH I knew everything happened for a reason. I just wished the reason would hurry up and make itself kno...
CHRISTINA LAUREN Remarkable how often there's a good reason that masks the real reason.
K.J. PARKER The real artist has no idea that he is sacrificing himself for art. He does what he does for one rea...
ALMA GLUCK Being afraid you'll look like a coward is the worst reason for doing anything.
JOHN IRVING We've been hearing that Morgan Stanley's call was a reason for some investors to sell.
HIROAKI KURAMOCHI The real artist has no idea that he is sacrificing himself for art. He does what he does for one rea...
ALMA GLUCK The heart has reasons that reason cannot know.
BLAISE PASCAL Love has reasons which reason cannot understand.
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ANNE MORROW LINDBERGH She had reason to doubt him; he was real good at planning but real bad at doing.
JUNOT DíAZ There is no good reason. Don't waste your life waiting for good reasons...You'll wait and wait.
SUSAN MINOT No matter what political reasons are given for war, the underlying reason is always economic.
A. J. P. TAYLOR The heart has its reasons which reason knows not.
BLAISE PASCAL The heart has reasons that reason does not understand.
JACQUES BENIGNE BOSSUEL The heart has reasons which reason does not understand.
UNKNOWN The heart has reasons which reason knows nothing of.
BLAISE PASCAL I fail to understand what the real reason is for doing this.
EDWARD HAMMOND Love has reasons that reason knows nothing of.
UNKNOWN In the court of reason man is always a claimant and God is always a respondent. The original intenti...
THIRUMAN ARCHUNAN The man I am today it's not the man of yesterday
CHRISTOPHER FUDGE I hate you for the right reasons but loved you for the wrong reasons, everything happens for a reaso...
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DAVID REASON Why has not man a microscopic eye? For the plain reason man is not a fly.
ALEXANDER POPE The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
BLAISE PASCAL The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of.
BLAISE PASCAL If reasons were as plentiful as blackberries,
I would give no man a reason upon compulsion.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I think he's improved in all areas of his game. He's always been a good scorer. He has quick hands a...
EDDIE SUTTON The heart has its reasons that reason does not know. -Pascal.
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RON DARIAN Doubt may be a poor encouragement to do anything, but it is a bad reason for doing nothing.
GEORGE MACDONALD God's reasons for communicating with man must be subsumed under his reason for communicating to him ...
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GEORGE PACKER Always find a reason to thank someone… And be a reason for someone’s THANKS.
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JULIAN GOUGH a major reason why we wake up each day is to know the real reasons why we wake up each day
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STEVEN MILLHAUSER Remember, you are different than anyone else for a reason. A good reason. Find that reason and run w...
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BILL COSBY There isn't any real good reason for fighting except self-defense.
S.E. HINTON It's God's doing. There has got to be a reason for this to continue on.
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ALICIA MUNNELL He is not to pass for a man of reason who stumbles upon reason
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FRANCIOUS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD The madman is not the man who has lost his reason. He is the man who has lost everything except his ...
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WILL ROGERS The heart has reasons that reason does not understand. -Jacques Bénigne Bossuel.
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ILONA ANDREWS Everything in life happens for a reason and I've spent half of my life looking for those reasons!
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KARL MARX We weren't as aggressive as we normally are. Everybody noticed that, and we noticed that, but [Willi...
PHILLIP DANIELS With everything there is what to do.
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UNKNOWN Whole Foods has become, obviously, a Wall Street darling in the recent past and for good reason.
ED AARON For those reasons, it's going to take a strong reason to get out of there.
TOM HANSEN We all have a reason for living I am blessed mine has two eyes a heartbeat and calls me mum.
NIKKI ROWE It is always good
When a man has two irons in the fire.
FRANCIS BEAUMONT AND JOHN FLETCHER It is always good/ When a man has two irons in the fire.
FRANCIS BEAUMONT Do something for a reason and not just for the sake of doing it.
MORAKENG SEKGOKA The reason it has lasted for 30 years is for one reason and one reason only: Classic Rock radio.
GEORGE THOROGOOD It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
BILLY SUNDAY It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
SYDNEY SMITH The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing: we know this in countless ways.
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P. J. O'ROURKE A Kindle returns us to the inconvenience of the scroll, except with batteries and electronic glitche...
P. J. O'ROURKE Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled...
P. J. O'ROURKE If it were not for government regulation of big corporations, executives at companies like Enron, Wo...
P. J. O'ROURKE You can learn all about the human condition from covering the crime beat in a big city - you don'...
P. J. O'ROURKE The perpetuation of slavery, the exile and extermination of American Indians, and the passage of Jim...
P. J. O'ROURKE Northwest Ohio is flat. There isn't much up. The land is so flat that a child from Toledo is und...
P. J. O'ROURKE The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas - fascism, communism, the atomic bomb.
P. J. O'ROURKE A fundamental American question is, 'What's the big idea?'
P. J. O'ROURKE Preachers at black churches are the last people left in the English-speaking world who know the sche...
P. J. O'ROURKE Politics is a necessary evil, or a necessary annoyance, a necessary conundrum.
P. J. O'ROURKE If I were a congressman who had voted for the American Jobs Creation Act of 2004, I'd claim it w...
P. J. O'ROURKE The inherent purpose of American government is let people seek their own goals and to encourage them...
P. J. O'ROURKE Detroit's industrial ruins are picturesque, like crumbling Rome in an 18th-century etching.
P. J. O'ROURKE I like fiction and the kind of history that gives the grace and flavor of fiction to the past. No bl...
P. J. O'ROURKE Daniel Patrick Moynihan is the archetypal extremely smart person who went into politics anyway inste...
P. J. O'ROURKE Kids are disorganized.
P. J. O'ROURKE People say free trade causes dislocation. In actual fact, it's the lowering of trade barriers th...
P. J. O'ROURKE Distracting a politician from governing is like distracting a bear from eating your baby.
P. J. O'ROURKE Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.
J P DONLEAVY Inside every Sancho Panza there's a Don Quixote struggling to get out.
P. J. O'ROURKE Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box.
P. J. O'ROURKE In Hong Kong there is agglomeration beyond my fondest imaginings. The Kowloon district claims a popu...
P. J. O'ROURKE There are plenty of problems in the world, and doubtless climate change - or whatever the currently ...
P. J. O'ROURKE Kuwait City is not gorgeous, actually, but it's got a kind of Epcot Center thing going for it. I...
P. J. O'ROURKE The importance of local governance may not be obvious to an America accustomed to treating city and ...
P. J. O'ROURKE Political discourse has become so rotten that it's no longer possible to tell the stench of one ...
P. J. O'ROURKE Israel is slightly smaller than New Jersey. Moses in effect led the tribes of Israel out of the Dist...
P. J. O'ROURKE It could be that all awful dictators are frustrated artists - Mao with his poetry and Mussolini with...
P. J. O'ROURKE I'm too tough and sensitive to have to have some pubescent twerp with his mom's earring in h...
P. J. O'ROURKE Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.
P. J. O'ROURKE Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefull...
P. J. O'ROURKE I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a learning experience. Then again, I like to think ...
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