A man can never have too many friends.

There was always something worse.

The faith is not the problem, Bernadette. The problem is the faithful.

Never quit, Rikki. No one can beat you if you don't quit.

You might be the smartest person in the world, but the second-smartest person will just need a little more time to do it.

They're fucking crosses. Just stick them in the ground. If there's a heaven they're already there. If not… it doesn't matter if the crosses are nice or not.