A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.

There is but one way for a president to deal with Congress, and that is continuously, incessantly, and without interruption. If it is really going to work, the relationship has got to be almost incestuous.

I am making a collection of the things my opponents have found me to be and, when this election is over, I am going to open a museum and put them on display.

I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket.

I never trust a man till I've got his pecker in my pocket

I once told Nixon that the Presidency is like being a jackass caught in a hail storm. You've got to just stand there and take it.