A man is a penis-wrinkle when calling him a dickhead would be a compliment.

i have to love myself more than i love him, in order to leave him.

I appreciate thieves who do their research, but at least you recognize worth when you see it.

I’m not familiar with this word you were repeating before…‘cojones’, was it?”

I blushed as Dominick patted me on the back. “Way to introduce him to the vernacular, Palta.

But you know as well as I do that anger won’t solve anything.”

“I beg to differ,” he shrugged. “Anger can be quite rewarding…at least for those of us who have the option of blasting our enemies to oblivion.

It’s a sad state of affairs when I’m the one bringing sanity to the equation