A man is about thirty-eight before he stockpiles enough socks to be able to get one matching pair


Merrily Harpur

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Life is too short to worry about matching socks.
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We're all going out to get (matching) black socks.
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Fresh sneakers are important on a man. It's like a new pair of boxers or a new pair of socks.
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If I need something, even a pair of socks, my assistant has to get them for me.
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A government is not an old pair of socks that you throw away.
BORIS YELTSIN
I never wear matching socks. It's kind of a thing that I have!
RACHELE BROOKE SMITH
One can never have enough socks
J.K. ROWLING
One can never have enough socks.
ALBUS DUMBLEDORE
To be, or not to be, that is the question.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
He will be able to get them if he lives long enough to do it. He was always a diplomat.
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True love is like a pair of socks: you gotta have two and they've gotta match.
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The sad heart needs work to do.
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when your heart touched mine,I knew then we were one.
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To be rich simply means to be beneficial to others.
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More than any woman I ever knew, she comforted.' -Mrs. Huxley about Emma
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BIBLE
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Man wants to be the king o’ the rabbits, he best wear a pair o’ floppy ears.
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When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man.
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A Ritual to Read to Each Other


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and...
WILLIAM STAFFORD
Joey jumping up about eight feet and heading that one in was a great effort. He was just busting to ...
MIKE ACKERMAN
Thirty-eight percent is not a lot, but he's not dead.
SILAS LEE
At one point he had indicated he wanted to pair, ... He just decided that he did not want to pair.
PHIL BERGER
Remember that yours is not the only heart that may be wishing for love.
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WILLIAM FAULKNER
You have to be able to get them near you before you have to worry about them seeing you.
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To be mad is worse than not to be if this is what it is.
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"To go outside, and there perchance to stay
Or to re...
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I am not commanding you, but I ...
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I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me.
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Make a place to sit down.
Sit down. Be quiet. <...
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if it doesn't come bursting out of you
in spite of everything,
don't do it.
unless it...
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Professor Dumbledore. Can I ask you something?"

"Obviously, you've just done so," Dumbled...
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Professor Dumbledore. Can I ask you something?"

"Obviously, you've just done so," Dumble...
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The love you get, is equal to the love you give.
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It's a sheer and an utter nonsense to even think or imagine that a person can gain and retain people...
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How to be perfect;Think nothing,say nothing & do nothing.
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How to be Great;The moment you realize & accept the ordinary fact that those doing great things toda...
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Be true to yourself.Let your belief & thoughts for right cause are not compromised at any cost thoug...
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Just because you love someone doesn't mean you're meant to be together.
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