A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses

Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a shoulder to put her head on.

The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist, Jack.

The first kiss is stolen by the man; the last is begged by the woman.

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.

On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women