A marriage is like a Dubstep Club with a one way door...

I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.

The age of consent should be that of which country you where born

Im like Captain America.... accept with a better body, smarter and 2 deployments...

Having abs of steel is both my gift and a curse... TSA shows no mercy at those metal detectors..

"People ask me what I’m going to do when i get out of the Army, I always tell them, "I’m not sure but I could always go and be an Abercrombie model".