A multitude of executions discredits a king, as a multitude of funerals a doctor

I never saw a dollar bill cry at anyone's funeral.

True friends appear less mov'd than counterfeit; As men that grieve at funerals are not so loud as those that cry for hire

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise.

I don't think these funeral homes can really survive because they won't be doing enough funerals to cover their costs.