A person can be educated and still be stupid, and a wise man can have no education at all.

Get me a real chair

If he put us in dresses, we wouldn't suddenly become women

I never denied being a fool. That's the difference between us.

You eat with your left hand. That's unacceptable. Can you do it with your right?"
"Can you do it with your left?

You stole it from the master."
"Who stole it from me. What I did simply set the universe back in order.