A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity.

Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.

I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.