A politician is the devil's quilted anvil; He fashions all sins on him, and the blows are never heard.

A politician is the devil's quilted anvil; He fashions all sins on him, and the blows are never heard.

The anvil fears no blows

Sure I got sins. Ever'body got sins. A sin is somepin you ain't sure about. Them people that's sure about ever'thing an' ain't got no sin-- well, with that kind a son-of-a-bitch, if I was God I'd kick their ass right outa heaven! I couldn' stand 'em!

Raccoon tastes like raccoon. I've never heard of any elected official or politician who didn't like 'coon.

[It was] the most breathtakingly honest comment I've heard a politician make in many, many years, and I suspect it will be judged in the years to come as his greatest act of community service.