A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

The system in place works very well.

After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school

To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that.

Who is rich? He that rejoices in his portion