A really busy person never knows how much he weighs

He's an animal, everybody knows that. We just came at him with different traps. He weighs so much and he's so talented offensively. He can put it on the floor, he can shoot it, and he's so hard to keep off the glass because he's so big.

A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.

There is nothing so well known as that we should not expect something for nothing - but we all do and call it Hope.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

No man would listen to you talk if he did not know that it was his turn next.