A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

Are you the owner of this car?" A cop has something you don't have, something you gave him earlier.

"No, I'm just delivering it to Oklahoma City for a lady. "

"Do you have plates for this car?" A cop needn't be vicious, but he can be so, safely.

"Just those stickers."

"Do you have the registration?" Presidents and premiers can annihilate millions, but only a cop can explain away your solitary murder.

I run intervals. It helps get rid of the fat in the stomach.

Where are the choke points? Where are the areas we need to put police and put . . . barriers? The study will give that to us.

That said, I have come to believe that the more committed one is to leftism, the more likely one is to become meaner.