A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
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SUFJAN STEVENS I regret that I wasn't more successful with my marriages, but it is what it is. TED TURNER With '10,000,' our aim was to make a film that was entertaining and a roller-coaster ride; i... STEVEN STRAIT Like a shark hunting its prey, time moves forward, never back. XANDERL I want to make sure it is out of there for good. Whatever it is, there is a shark floating in there ... BUT BURNETT Life is a soccer field, don't you think? SHAKIRA Simon: I love you Isabelle Lightwood! I love you and I will not go away until you tell me you love m... CASSANDRA CLARE I think everything you do in life is a learning experience. EMERAUDE TOUBIA 35. God is entitled to a portion of our income—not because He needs it but because we need to give... JAMES C. DOBSON I know this is your hand now,' she tells him. "Roland would have never touched me like that." Connor... NEAL SHUSTERMAN I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there insi... JACK HANDY To stand on the brink of what is coming, feeling eager, optimistic anticipation—with no feeli... ASK AND IT IS GIVEN The shark heart slows down in the cold, just as our own heart would. But what sets it apart is where... BARBARA BLOCK I never like it when a celebrity goes on Twitter and says, 'This isn't true!' It is what... HARRY STYLES I'm always swimming forward like a shark. You just keep going and you don't rest. I love wak... NILE RODGERS Then the shark bites the boat. You've got a big shark, little boat, a guy standing in the middle ...... BILL SISSON You get to the point where you're like, 'I'm just doing me, and if people don't like... BEBE REXHA I've swallowed fish-eyes whole like an endoscope. I once ate a trout cooked inside a dolph... YANN ROUSSELOT Life is a re-discovery. BRIAN BLESSED If you think that life is a celebration full of party poppers and merry go rounds it's not it's a ga... GARY F EVANS... Life Is a Misconception. DEYTH BANGER Life is a desire! DEYTH BANGER To trust someone you must firstly remember that it is a two way street that will go all the way if y... GARY F EVANS... It is very clear that regional fishery management organizations have failed to properly conserve sha... KAREN STEUER We thought it was a shark, but didn't know for sure because it was dark.. GRANT DALTON It looks like I'm this huge shark going in for the kill... I don't know what I was thinking. DAVID GEST It is what it is, and it ain't nothin' else... Everything is clearly, openly, plainly delive... DAN FLAVIN People come to me and say, 'What'll I do if I go in the water and see a shark?' You don&... EUGENIE CLARK Woody Allen has done some excellent serious movies, too, like Crimes And Misdemeanors. Very overlook... DAVID ZUCKER As far as determining the species of shark, it's very likely that, other than a bronze whaler shark,... ANDREW FOX When he entered the anteroom, two women looked up at him. One was Miss Robertson, the governor's sec... GEORGE P. ELLIOTT If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now. SALMAN RUSHDIE For me, my life is a journey. JAY ELECTRONICA A dead heart is a dead life; keep your heart alive; let your heart beat for something unique! ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH When you see a 'Shark fight' erupt, we aggressively want to understand what we are committin... CHRIS SACCA Each of us views life through a different lens. What we think is colored by the baggage we carry, an... LAURIE BUCHANAN, PHD It's like a shark-feeding frenzy. RAY WILLIAMS I'm a writer and director, and the movie I've seen a million times is 'Stardust Memories... ROMAN COPPOLA Love isn't the work of the tender and the gentle; Love is the work of wrestlers. The one w... JALALUDDIN MEVLANA RUMI Life is a risk. CARMELO ANTHONY Profit is a new kind of shark that looks just like a dolphin. JOHN MCNAMARA Life is a lot like skateboarding. LIL WAYNE I curate my life in a way. It's always playing on my mind, kind of a love-hate relationship. I... LORDE Probably the only way Woody Allen and I are similar is that he has a lot to say about Nietzsche. T. J. MILLER But I think that your entire life is a process of sorting out some of those early messages that you ... BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN I think we've got a tiger on our hands. GREG PATTERSON Without music, life is a journey through a desert. PAT CONROY Life is a journey. When we stop, things don't go right. POPE FRANCIS It's something that we need. And if we can afford it, I think there is a serious intent to move forw... LO IACONO It takes half your life before you discover life is a do-it-yourself project. NAPOLEON HILL If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now. SALMAN RUSHDIE I am Happy and satisfied with what I am.
10000 will take me wrong, 1000 will go against me, 100 will... NEHA KOTHARI If our mind was an ocean then every now and then we would have the perfect storm happening in it.Gar... GARY F EVANS... I hope a shark tries to suck your cock! SCOTT LYNCH I think about the movie 'Jaws.' They had this state-of-the-art animatronic shark, but it kep... TOM ELLIS Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play. J.R. RIM I mention this fact as tending to support what I have often heard stated, namely, that a shark's... GEORGE GREY If it's about what I like, I like opera as a music and deathstep and dubstep. DEYTH BANGER Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... C. JOYBELL C. I saw that there is no Nature, That Nature doesn’t exist, That there are hills, valleys,... ALBERTO CAEIRO I think being in love with life is a key to eternal youth. DOUG HUTCHISON See the world for what it is. BEAUTIFUL! ANTHONY T. HINCKS I think the relationship is such we can say what we think in a way that's not intimidating but you k... BILL HARRIS How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS the threads that connect us to other living things. Newspapers will run a headline: 'Shark kills hum... GARY LARSON I got successful awfully quick, and I wanted it... But I do think there is responsibility to move th... HAROLD PRINCE I don't know if you have ever seen the Woody Allen film 'Annie Hall,' but it is, in a wa... HENRY ROLLINS I believe that life is a journey towards God, and that no one has the right to insist that you go a ... PAT BUCKLEY It is better to be a pragmatist than a lunatic. DEBASISH MRIDHA Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian. CATE BLANCHETT I think for a lot of people, friendship is a relationship that gets devalued once they move on to wh... HANYA YANAGIHARA We are active in water sports and while the shark remains in the water there is the prospect that da... DAVID OLIVER I definitely have a little Woody Allen inside of me. That is true. AUTRE NE VEUT They'll be back. It's like a shark. Once they know it's wounded, they keep coming back. DON MITCHELL We provoke a shark every time we enter the water where sharks happen to be, for we forget: The ocean... PETER BENCHLEY We got through that and, of course, now I think we are in a position of strength and to move forward... DAVID ATKINSON What I say is if you've got a talent and God has given you a gift, I think it's kind of your respons... DAWN WELLS For our snowboard wax, it's the same logo, except it's a guy on a snowboard with a big shark bite ou... BRUCE CONDON I'm a huge Woody Allen fan. Good movie, bad movie, it doesn't matter - I just like his movie... SEAN PENN When you're recording to analog tape, it captures performance and you can't necessarily mani... DAVE GROHL Life is a school of probability. WALTER BAGEHOT This life is a process of learning. LAURYN HILL
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