A ring is a halo on your finger.

I don't like telephones: I don't like when they ring. Just because it rings, you have to pick it up. I don't even like opening mail; I'm weird.

Your ability to rationalize your own bad deeds makes you believe that the whole world is as amoral as you are.

Having Willie Stargell on your ball club is like having a diamond ring on your finger.

I broke my ring finger in a trampoline accident.

In the future, IKEA will become an ever more spiritual sanctuary. In the future, your dream life will increasingly look like Google street view. Everyone will be feeling the same way as you, and there's some comfort to be found there.