A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.