A self-made man is one who believes in luck and sends his son to Oxford.

If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves there wouldn't be enough to go around.

If all the rich men in the world divided up their money amongst themselves, there wouldn't be enough to go around

You can't find someone who believes that one is more important than the other.

Just my luck... Not even the self-destruct is working...

Man, I came back (Thursday) and must've spent an hour and a half looking for it. But no luck.