A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and truth in front of patriotic passion

What restrains us from killing is partly fear of punishment, partly moral scruple, and partly what may be described as a sense of humor

The court system is the graveyard where Trump's fanciful delusions will be laid to rest.

When enough insane people scream in harmony that they really are healthy, they can actually start to believe themselves. Or put even more simply: people with overlapping delusions get along wonderfully.

Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, "The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind."

Paradox
/pera,daks/ noun

1. Being told to wake up and come back to reality by your family and friends, while being dragged to church to hear a lesson on Jonah and the whale, followed by a sermon on believing in things you can't see without faith.