A sense of humor...is superior to any religion so far devised.
Tom Robbins
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LYN KAROL What we're doing is fun - if you have any sense of humor at all!
CALVIN KLEIN A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
CLIVE JAMES Any film which views the darker side of life, which is death with a sense of humor, is very much to ...
CARTER BURWELL Jazz can be so serious, no sense of humor.
CHAD SMITH Miracle is not so far away but easy to fade away.
MAZ NO PARADISE Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.
OSCAR WILDE Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman
OSCAR WILDE The President has a wonderful sense of humor, which is one of the reasons it is so much fun to work ...
KAREN HUGHES This is far superior to where we were.
KEVIN BROWN There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor.
THOMAS W. HIGGINSON The government of the United States is not in any sense founded upon the Christian religion
JOHN ADAMS The government of the United States is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion
GEORGE WASHINGTON The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.
GEORGE WASHINGTON I should think it's pretty sophisticated. Any judge with a sense of humor and a very clever man, whi...
ANDREW SINCLAIR Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, "The higher a monkey climbs, the more you s...
DONALD RUMSFELD One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
LARRY GELBART I'm not an expert on the Malaysian sense of humor.
BEN STILLER A sense of humor is the only divine quality of man
ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
MIGNON MCLAUGHLIN I don't believe any religion should be exclusive or feel superior in any way, or be judgmental. ...
CATHERINE HICKS I had made her so unhappy that she had developed a sense of humor. [-Rabo Karabekian]
KURT VONNEGUT JR. I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious - unless he ...
MARK TWAIN Where beauty is worshipped for beauty's sake as a goddess, independent of and superior to morality a...
ALDOUS HUXLEY The show is geared towards people with a sense of humor.
DANNY LIBERTO He is just a gem of a guy. A fabulous sense of humor.
BRUCE HENSLEY It's lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges, and I believed in myself.
MUHAMMAD ALI A keen sense of humor helps us to overlook the unbecoming, understand the unconventional, tolerated ...
BILLY GRAHAM Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him ...
FRANCIS BACON, SR. A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things d...
DWIGHT DAVID EISENHOWER It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
MAX EASTMAN I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.
FRANK A. CLARK A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign th...
HUGH SIDEY Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.
HARRY S TRUMAN I'll speak for myself, but there's a lot of humor to be found in sarcasm and darkness. You t...
NICOLAS CAGE We have to keep a Sense of Humor in our failures so we can Move along with our Success!
PENNY D SHERWOOD great wit, a great sense of humor.
MICHAEL PALIN Fate has a twisted sense of humor.
AMELIA ATWATER-RHODES Galeni made her smile but not laugh. The lack of any sense of play between them worried Miles; you h...
LOIS MCMASTER BUJOLD The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
EDWARD ALBEE I’m glad you think so. I’ve always considered my sense of humor to be largely underappreciated, ...
RACHEL VINCENT Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny ...
WAVY GRAVY Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
WILLIAM E. ROTHSCHILD Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
WILLIAM ROTSLER You have to have a sense of humor to do this,
FRANK BROWN Beer Man is a classic, ... He's got such a great sense of humor.
DAVE STOCKTON Far from being hostile to religion is capable of rendering religion important services.
HENRY NORRIS RUSSELL A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
CLIFTON FADIMAN President Robbins was so well adjusted to his environment that sometimes you could not tell which wa...
RANDALL JARRELL Do feminists have a sense of humor? Yes.
GLORIA ALLRED God has a most wicked sense of humor.
MAUREEN O'HARA Surviving dangerous times require a sense of humor.
ROBERT FERRIGNO To my mind, a well-developed sense of humor is the surest indication of a person's humanity, no matt...
THOMAS LIGOTTI I don't have a very quick sense of humor.
FLORENZ ZIEGFELD It is conceded by all that man is the very highest type of all living creatures on the earth. His in...
JOSEPH FRANKLIN RUTHERFORD Plunging in “truths” about God is like walking on the bottom of a sea that is not there, searchi...
MARIANA FULGER No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.
SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE Father said I have no sense of humor at all. He said I was unequipped to meet life because I have no...
J.D. SALINGER Incongruity, they say, is one of the main ingredients of humor. Maybe it's because everybody can fee...
EMMETT KELLY When humor goes, there goes civilization.
ERMA BOMBECK Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather serious when I su...
RON DENTINGER Nobody says you must laugh, but a sense of humor can help you overlook the unattractive, tolerate th...
ANN LANDERS I am, indeed, an absolute materialist so far as actual belief goes; with not a shred of credence in ...
H.P. LOVECRAFT You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity.
LANCE BASS Organic architecture seeks superior sense of use and a finer sense of comfort, expressed in organic ...
FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT She filed the image away as an excellent and insulting question to ask the earl at an utterly inappr...
GAIL CARRIGER Perhaps the ocean doesn't have a sense of humor?
YULIYA GALLIMORE Verily, there is no dishonor in death at the hands of a far superior enemy.
WAYNE GERARD TROTMAN God had a sense of humor, a style of his own.
JACK MURPHY I think this is a legislative sense of humor the rest of us don't appreciate.
ED PETERSON History proves that all dictatorships, all authoritarian forms of government are transient. Only dem...
VLADIMIR PUTIN One of the things that binds us as a family is a shared sense of humor.
RALPH FIENNES Be strong, believe in freedom and in God, love yourself, understand your sexuality, have a sense of ...
MADONNA Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman - or the want of it in the man
OSCAR WILDE One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
LARRY GELBART Fate has a cruel sense of humor, don't you think?
CHRISTOPHER PAOLINI Anyone with a sense of humor can see that life is a joke, not a tragedy.
GEORGE SHEEHAN I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor.
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS One thing my family has shown me is that having a sense of humor is everything.
ZOEY DEUTCH He had an incredible sense of humor.
DIANE GOLDEN So far as the government is concerned, there is only one holy book, which is the constitution of Ind...
NARENDRA MODI The schizophrenic has no sense of humor. His world is a constantly daunting, unfriendly place.
BOB NEWHART I like the brooding man - a brooding man with a sense of humor.
MAIRA KALMAN Kindness is really important to me in finding my own prince - so are patience and a sense of humor. ...
ANNE HATHAWAY I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.
MAYA ANGELOU It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
G.K. CHESTERTON If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke.
GREGORY DAVID ROBERTS A sense of humor is the best indicator that you will recover; it is often the best indicator that pe...
ANDREW SOLOMON then he needs to get his sense of humor checked.
TERRELL OWENS As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset.
DAVID ALAN GRIER She really said no to nothing. I think Tom Robbins named her. She officially changed her name to Aur...
DANA RUST You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity.
LANCE BASS You have to have a sense of humor about life to get through it.
KESHA Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.
MARGARET CHO Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.
EMINEM The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor and a s...
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I can't even think about it. The best I can do is play i...
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TOM ROBBINS I am cheerful. I don't know if I'm happy. There is a difference, you know.
TOM ROBBINS At the typewriter you find out who you are.
TOM ROBBINS