A smile played around the corners of his mouth. He looked up at me. "Bad dog.

I can't say what my first thought was as I sunk below the surface, because it was mostly a string of four-letter words.

Don't worry about it," I said."Hey werewolves gotta drool, vampires gotta eat..

I should say upfront that I have never been in a cellar in my life. In fact, I can see no reason why anyone should ever go into a cellar unless there is wine involved.

Mom always liked to say that we hardly ever know the decisions we make that change our lives, mostly because they are little ones. You took this bus instead of that one and ended up meeting your soul mate, that kind of thing. But there was no doubt in my mind that this was one of those life-changing moments.

Let's just say you may regret that second piece of cake.'
Oh my God. Regret cake? Whatever was about to happen must be truly evil.